What I Wore Today.

I need a camera bad....

Ever since my Canon died it just hasn't been the same. My sister has a new camera but that shit is like those generic disposable cameras. You see EVERYONE'S flaws. Light skin people turn into Casper, Dark skin people look like shadows. It's just ridiculous. Light green looks yellow.

ITS JUS WRONG.

I took these in photo booth. I had to run before it snapped the picture. I look like a damn fool LOL

New York Weather.

It's Hot, I want a popsicle.

Damn If only I can enjoy it.

I have to bite mines........

Perverts

"You know what kind of foods are shaped like Dicks?, The Best Kind"

-SuperBad

More Bitter than Sweet

See Kingston behind Me, LOL booty shot
Tattoo is inda swollen

I got a tattoo on my wrist "Its says Faith as I previously mentioned like a eon ago...

But I got it. I broke my tattoo virginity. So excited

Oh while we was there, we were talking and I mentioned my bf Josh. He's best friends with one of the dudes that works there. [he wasn't there today it was his day off] That dude was mad shocked. He was like "I thought he was gay" YOU his girlfriend?

Then he announced to the tattoo artists that I'm Josh's GF.....

Umm Okay you kinda getting wreckless with that shit.

Now I hate to use this example but I'm gonna

Joshua is like a Kanye West type of nigga. You don't automatically sum up this nigga as A.the nigga that bag bitches or B. The nigga that likes to play swords.

That's what we do in society we think gay is a way of life or some shit. Like once people know your gay that's all THEY need to know.

With Kanye West he is not concerned about this bitch and that bitch. He's not talking bout all the dime pieces he got. He's talking bout himself and his interests. People get mighty suspicious when there's no mention of a bitch.

Basically that's what "Girls" do. We can have a conversation without sex being involved.

Niggas look at this and through their pee wee brains assume

A. This nigga didn't mention a bitch

B. This nigga didn't mention sex

Conclusion: Joshua- bitches - sex = Girl= Gay

Now let me give you a word of advice. The nigga that speaks almost nada bout sex, bitches and etc. Is the nigga bagging them left and and right. He's so smooth you didn't realize he was there. That's the nigga you need to talk to....

Obviously, he must be doing something right, He got me and he STILL has me. The first part is alright for dudes but the second, only a few......only a few [I'm hard to handle lol]

You wanna know the icing on this story?

The dude that cause the ruckus wasn't cute. He was 5'8 chubby and rocking a fohawk thingy. Prada sneakers do not make up for that ish....Them shoes will come off at the end of the day, your face won't [cruel I know I don't give a fuck lol]

Ciara: You Don't Feel That? [Bitter]

I was just over at THEYBF when I was doing my daily gossip calorie count and I noticed Ciara shoes......Pure Fire, then I realized All of this bitches' toes were outside of the sandal.

Boo.

The only ones that made it is the pinky toes. This is a clear indication that this is not your size. All of her toes beside the pinky and big toe are all the same length. LOL

It just made me realize the fuckery that is upon us for NY Summer 09. If Fabulous people like Ciara are making me say "BOO" then I can only imagine the horror of ashy heels and fucked up toes.

Lord please give me the strength......

420

My 420 was okay could of been better but there was this one bitch. When we all said Purple she said rectangle. *blank stare* Ugh Can't stand bitches like that...

Totally fooked my nite

Is it jus me but anytime I bless myself with the herbs I feel mad sensitive for days to come. It goes in and out though. Not sensitive like crying because of butterflies. Touching, scratching its mad intense I FEEL EVERYTHING.

I should use to my advantage growlls* wink wink*

I'm thinking bout getting a piercing...guess where?

Anyways Ill post something brilliant later

MAS Love

Nana

Myspace.

Ur like that bill I won't pay. Even though the bill collectors call.....

I jus' hang up. I will pay you some attention some day.

Susan Boyle

This is so touching. My mother started to cry but then again she'll cry for butterflies....

Go to Youtube and discover the magic

CrayolaRoseArt.

Got my nails done.....don't judge me jus finished washing the dishes....Ashtastic

This is where I stopped cause I have no paint **sigh*

I can't get into to twitter apparently there is too many twits and tweet and a flutter. I haven't really gotten into to it but I will. I see you william.....

BTW where are all the guys on these blogs. I see bitches everywhere but no dudes. If I do see one he's telling bout his fresh kicks and the same shit everyone else is talking bout. *sigh*

Anyways I'll keep trying......

Oh if you wanna follow it's at the sidebar.

Hmm I had a chit chat with Joshua and he went before and loved the place. I updated the Dinosaur post with pics. Different Strokes for different folks. They made reservations for thursday....

I have a free thursday.

Flowing Reds,

Nana

Dinosaur BBQ [Bitter]

Last Nite was Jason's Bday Dinner and We went to Dinosaur BBQ in Harlem. It was packed and we waited to eat and be merry. It was fine. Then Sasha and I started to notice everyone was in regular clothes. At first I was "It's just the Busboys" then slowly I realized everyone was dressed any which way. Okay that's fine I guess.....

Not really you think if you were a waiter you would give a damn bout your presentation but people were wearing whatever and they didn't have the cutest bodies. They were no tags or nothing.....

You know when you get the feeling that you were in for a ghetto backyardigan meal?

There were too many signs....

Even before I went to the restaurant I looked up the menu and everything was slathered with BBQ and Pork.....And more Pork with more sauce, with more mayo. Every Entree was just meat and Heart attacked filled. I got a little nauseated but I was like "Fuck It" I'll just eat the chicken burger.

We were seated, ordered our drinks.

I loved the sodas. They were old school in glass bottles. It felt like I figure out how they made the sodas unlike Pepsi.

We ordered our food. It was salty...even the simmered greens.

The food was alright. We eating laughing and then Sasha looks to my side and she says "There a roach crawling on the wood behind you"

"You just don't wanna pay for your food"

Then I look over and I see crawling jus chilling and shit. It looked like the ones with the egg sticking out its butt.

I look down on my food and immediately became nauseated. We told another dude that was there and he just had this face "Like Really this is a damn shame"

Shit, if a roach is chilling on the wood how can I know that shit is not crawling in the kitchen?

We tell the waitress. She says did it crawl next to the food?

.....

The manager comes over dress like a 16 with no style she's like 20. She said they opened the windows and that's the reason we saw the roach. The just had an inspection and everything is fine. It happens anytime the windows are open.

WTF?!

So my local chinese spot has their door open all the damn time and I have yet to see roaches crawling in there. You would think this bitch would give us something free or drop the grautuity but NO.

Ghetto Ass Backyardigans.....

We could of caused a scene but it's his birthday.

I ate my food off a very hard plastic plate. We know it ain't porcelain.

The Bill comes and everyone gives what they thought was acceptable and were short 25 fucking dollars. One girl didn't even eat and gave 10. So someone is fucking Jason out of 30 dollars on his Birthday Dinner. Now what type of shit is that. He adding the money together and we're the only ones concerned if the bill is paid....

Everyone is acting like they went blind. On HIS Birthday. They laughing and talking extra hard.

Ghetto Ass Backyardigans.

You would think the bitch who ordered the Long Island Ice Tea+ meal would pay attention.

I already calculated our meal plus tax and tip.

That's what people fail to do. Add tax and tip.

Example: I ordered 25 dollars of food!

No Bitch, tax is like 9% + Tip 15%= 24%

So you really need to pay is 31 dollars.

Boo. If everyone does this shit guess what. We short 6 dollars from everyone.

Sasha got her calculater from the Ipod. We should of paid 33 dollars. We gave 45. Plus the girl who just gave us extra 8 dollars for being kind.

Ugh We did meet some nice people. Some of them were just....

"Why does everyone wants to be a model?"

Do they think its the easy way out? Everyone gets to look and praise me? Here's my opinion.

If you have to tell me your a model, then you're not a model.

The moment I see you I should she that "IT" factor. That shit that makes wanna look at you.

Overall It was a cute gathering minus the roach and fuckery that is Dinosaur BBQ.

I'm just saying.....

*Update ...Sasha stole one of the condiments LOL.....with that damn roach something had to be complimentary. [Don't judge the outfit or my cooked hair, I was not in the mood whatsoeva]

Roses Smell Like Boo......

You Betta wake up and smell the roses 'fore I shove them up your ASS!

-Qaadir Howard

Pillow Fight NYC 2009:The Pics

The Cops clearing out the party

"....Don't you forget about me" LOL the only Breakfast Club Pose


Aww a Day to remember.

F&^* Me Pumps

Some Shoes I would Love to see on my feet. The Pain is worth it. All of these shoes are around 135 dollars. I don't care, I tell you...

Check out some other fantabulous shoes at TOPSHOP

Pillow Fight NYC 2009

So I experienced Pillow Fight 2009 at Wall Street that was Bonkers I loved it I will definitely go again next year. It was Sasha, the Bestie Emily and I and we rocked out. Can't wait for next year. I have pics on my phone will show you guys later. We ended the day with Wendy's

Scrumdillaumpcious LOL

Welp.

It's 2:36 in the morning and what am I doing up I have no fucking idea. Well I finished my fifth day of exercising and shit. Kudos for me I'll def keep this shit up. It feels invigorating. I can't do diets LOL Food is too fucking devious, With all the sweet smells and what not.

I want the fit body like Bey with a little jiggle. You slap it and you feel the "Good Vibrations"

Imma go download that song....

Goodnite [say it like JAY Z]