I can't swim or forgot to.....Last time I was like 9, 10. I haven't gone to the beach since Jamaica which was 9 years ago. I think I an going to the beach this year I have to find a swimsuit that's flattering to my ass. All the while hiding and reveiling the stuff that need to hidden and reveiled. I am gonna end up crying in a fitting room somewhere, I feel it. Sometimes I hate being a perfectionist.
Optimistic Nana: Everyone is fat nowadays so you'll look good no matter what
Pessimistic Nana: I can't believe you tried to justify that shit. You know you wanna look good. Ain't your boyfriend mad skinny? He'll make you look obese.
Optimistic Nana: Curves aint fat. Jus tone yourself. Watch your junk food habits, play some biggest loser and exercise. You'll find the swimsuit of your dreams.
Pessimistic Nana: Oh my God just give it up. I don't even feel like going to the beach its jus sand and water. grainy ass sand. Plus you'll have those nasty nigglets raping you with their eyes....I can imagine it now. Even if you get a swimsuit you'll still feel self conscious.
Optimistic Nana: Oooo Think of all the hair dos and makeup to go with your swimsuit. You can go retro with a big straw sun hat. Or wear a cute one piece like Beyonce's Bday photoshoot. Plus you can learn how to swim and not be a stereotype LOL. Fuck it we all are not perfect and you have no problem with your confidence so suck it up bitch.
Pessismistic Nana: I know she does need to suck it up. Worried bout a damn swimsuit, Bitch we still outta school how we gonna get BACK IN. Plus you need a fake ID. You know they will leave your ass at home for the summer.
Optimistic Nana: Yea you need to make tracks quickly.....
Yeah..... that's how it is in my mind. I would go on but I digress.
Any tips would help or stores. My ass will be on the beach.
