Friday. [Sweet]

I went to a Birthday Party on Friday nite with Franchesca and Britney. It was a good night. There was some old black guy having the time if his life at the party too. No one knew how he got there but he did lol. He looked like something from the boondocks prolly that blind guy but way nicer.

Hair white and afro'd out. He was wearing a orange shirt and blue jeans. He was so wrong, he was right. People were dancing, I was getting ready and I was looking forward to the nite. I was looking good, smelling good and looking forward to be single to gawk and stare and grope and visually rape with my eyes. I felt like my eyes were getting fed. It was a good looking crowd and I was feeling myself. I was a panther on the prowl. Dancing is my favorite sport. My God bitch I'm good at it.

Shoshannah is dancing throw a spotlight on that. Light man swings spotlight. Camera zooms on her donk and they all watched in amazment as she ticked and tocked and swirl those hips. She throws on a growl and swings up from her lion mane and says silently

"Can You Handle This?"

^ There's my lion mane oh yes....

There was a skateboarder we smoke with. He was from Maine and he's living in Brooklyn. He took to the challenge.

"I will take the challenge and I will tame her too."

We started to dance. I thought he was cute, so I gave him a combo move. A BBB, then followed by A BA AB and then I gave him a XY ABAB. The music was fire *I was Anita Bakering [Giving him the best that I've got] him. He was handling it and actually doing it to his own rhythm. Which is a talent in itself. Some dude came up to us and told me to break his shit. LMAO

The song finished and I gave him a handclap, not many can handle my caboose. He did a little touchdown dance. I enjoyed myself. People bought drinks I didnt pay for shit.

Like everything in life you can't go too long without a little fuckery. Throughout the nite, I was harassed by some dude in a military cap. I hate those fucking hats. I was dancing and he asked if I wanted a drink. I said "No, but Thank You" He tried dancing with me. I politely danced away from him. He kept insisting that he buys me a drink and we talk. No.

He was harassing me to the point where Ricardo, the birthday boy had to talk to him. Even after that he was still thirsty. He was trying to grab my hand and whisk me away somewhere. Ugh, Nigga do I look like H2O? We finished the nite with Nathan's and a train ride home.

....I need a camera. I'm missing out on way too many memories. lol

Lawd God, Here we go....

I went out with Franchesca and Co. to celebrate her 21st birthday which was on monday. We had some drinks then we went to a hookah bar. Everything is fine we all chillin' then another girl shows up. She's cool and I proceeded with what I ws doing ....

She talking to another friend and then she says to me.

"Do you know who SANTOGOLD is?"

"yeah, I know who is she is"

"You look like her."

I jus smile at her....because I would of made some dumb face. I was trying hard to. You know liquor let you tell the truth especially with me.

Really....

The only thing I see is that we have the same skin tone.

I could pull off a santogold but I had curly hair that nite....

SO WTF?!!

No offense to people out there.

I noticed that light skin/hispanic people jus say we look like somone and the only thing that we have in common is skin tone.

One day, some guy told my sister she looked like ESTELLE...

a short haircut and same skintone does not make you look like someone.

In fact the girl that said I look like SANTOGOLD kinda look like those PAUL Frank monkeys.

Oh wells I looked better.

Do better people, I don't run my mouth and say you look like Rihanna cause you're light skin and have a short haircut.

Here's me with straight hair....

I swear to you dumb people are like roaches.....

A Funny Moment

It was getting late...

I had on a bright red glittery lipgloss.

A Server comes up to me.

"You just put that on?"

"No"

"Oh cause its really bright....and wet"

...It was awkward, What do you say to that? I diverted

"Yeah, Thats how I get people to come inside to drink and eat, Its hypnotizing *giggles"

"LOL I was wondering, it looks really nice"

"Thanks"

He walks away... Now I know *especially women* What he was really thinking even if he didn't want to give away himself...he did.

I had on that lipgloss all nite and he wants to comment on it once the other hostess has left.

Men are too funny....

A Funny Moment

Kingston an I are taking a walk [got my pooper bag, jus cause I live in the Bronx doesn't mean I need to act nasty]

Kingston usually walks on the latter end of the sidewalk towards the street. That's her favorite spot.
So I'm, walking minding my business and this woman is crossing the street at a diagonal[math is fundamental] to get to my sidewalk.

Everytime there's an open space where's there's no cars Kingston goes in that section.

The woman tries to avoid that open space and try the next one, to get on the block.
She's afraid of Kingston so she doesn't enter wherever the dog's at.

She walks ups to the next opening...

Kingston walks up to the next one.

I'm not doing anything cause obviously this woman is stupid as cat shit.

She finally walks up and enters the block and cuts a mean stare at me.

I look at her stupidly...

Like really I know how it feels like to be those ghosts in Pac-Man.

Kingston isn't scary...she's a pitbull but she's not brolic or diesel. She's not that big.
In fact she kinds of prances instead of walking...

Like anyone with a smidget of common sense would of just stopped and i would of kept walking and they could of entered the block then....but NOOOooo not this woman she's special

Why did she expect me to stop?

I have a dog looking for his shit spot...yes sure ma'am I'll stop and let Kingston take a shit on my flats cause you're that special

These are the same types of people that want you to move over when you have a big ass stroller and a baby inside but yet you have to move cause we're walking on the same lane.

I remember knocking over some guy [he had flipflops] cause he wouldn't move out the way and I had my baby brother and the that big ass stroller....boy that was funny knock his ass over and didn't look back...he said "sorry" as I strolled away...

Anygays I should of "accidently" let go of Kingston and let her chase that trick down the block.

No common sense selfish special trick