Off to a New Start

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Leaning on Hubbster
So my birthday is in 3 days.
I'm going to be 21 and I'm chilling usually people get wild and crazy for their 21st but I'll save that for my 22nd lol. I wanna play pool and chill with people I enjoy. Have a game, Have a drink, Have a smoke and go to bed. The weekend I'll prolly go to the movies among other things. Oh BTW I do taxes. I'm certified too, So hit me up people. I'm trying to be an entrepreneur and do things for myself cause the economy don't like me. lol

I am truly blessed to have true friends and a honest hubby and a loving family. I never wrote on here for Christmas and New Years but it was a good way to end 2009. I love my blogger family and YOU GOING TO SEE BIG THINGS HAPPEN THIS YEAR!!!! :)

Friday. [Sweet]

I went to a Birthday Party on Friday nite with Franchesca and Britney. It was a good night. There was some old black guy having the time if his life at the party too. No one knew how he got there but he did lol. He looked like something from the boondocks prolly that blind guy but way nicer.

Hair white and afro'd out. He was wearing a orange shirt and blue jeans. He was so wrong, he was right. People were dancing, I was getting ready and I was looking forward to the nite. I was looking good, smelling good and looking forward to be single to gawk and stare and grope and visually rape with my eyes. I felt like my eyes were getting fed. It was a good looking crowd and I was feeling myself. I was a panther on the prowl. Dancing is my favorite sport. My God bitch I'm good at it.

Shoshannah is dancing throw a spotlight on that. Light man swings spotlight. Camera zooms on her donk and they all watched in amazment as she ticked and tocked and swirl those hips. She throws on a growl and swings up from her lion mane and says silently

"Can You Handle This?"

^ There's my lion mane oh yes....

There was a skateboarder we smoke with. He was from Maine and he's living in Brooklyn. He took to the challenge.

"I will take the challenge and I will tame her too."

We started to dance. I thought he was cute, so I gave him a combo move. A BBB, then followed by A BA AB and then I gave him a XY ABAB. The music was fire *I was Anita Bakering [Giving him the best that I've got] him. He was handling it and actually doing it to his own rhythm. Which is a talent in itself. Some dude came up to us and told me to break his shit. LMAO

The song finished and I gave him a handclap, not many can handle my caboose. He did a little touchdown dance. I enjoyed myself. People bought drinks I didnt pay for shit.

Like everything in life you can't go too long without a little fuckery. Throughout the nite, I was harassed by some dude in a military cap. I hate those fucking hats. I was dancing and he asked if I wanted a drink. I said "No, but Thank You" He tried dancing with me. I politely danced away from him. He kept insisting that he buys me a drink and we talk. No.

He was harassing me to the point where Ricardo, the birthday boy had to talk to him. Even after that he was still thirsty. He was trying to grab my hand and whisk me away somewhere. Ugh, Nigga do I look like H2O? We finished the nite with Nathan's and a train ride home.

....I need a camera. I'm missing out on way too many memories. lol

Dinosaur BBQ [Bitter]

Last Nite was Jason's Bday Dinner and We went to Dinosaur BBQ in Harlem. It was packed and we waited to eat and be merry. It was fine. Then Sasha and I started to notice everyone was in regular clothes. At first I was "It's just the Busboys" then slowly I realized everyone was dressed any which way. Okay that's fine I guess.....

Not really you think if you were a waiter you would give a damn bout your presentation but people were wearing whatever and they didn't have the cutest bodies. They were no tags or nothing.....

You know when you get the feeling that you were in for a ghetto backyardigan meal?

There were too many signs....

Even before I went to the restaurant I looked up the menu and everything was slathered with BBQ and Pork.....And more Pork with more sauce, with more mayo. Every Entree was just meat and Heart attacked filled. I got a little nauseated but I was like "Fuck It" I'll just eat the chicken burger.

We were seated, ordered our drinks.

I loved the sodas. They were old school in glass bottles. It felt like I figure out how they made the sodas unlike Pepsi.

We ordered our food. It was salty...even the simmered greens.

The food was alright. We eating laughing and then Sasha looks to my side and she says "There a roach crawling on the wood behind you"

"You just don't wanna pay for your food"

Then I look over and I see crawling jus chilling and shit. It looked like the ones with the egg sticking out its butt.

I look down on my food and immediately became nauseated. We told another dude that was there and he just had this face "Like Really this is a damn shame"

Shit, if a roach is chilling on the wood how can I know that shit is not crawling in the kitchen?

We tell the waitress. She says did it crawl next to the food?

.....

The manager comes over dress like a 16 with no style she's like 20. She said they opened the windows and that's the reason we saw the roach. The just had an inspection and everything is fine. It happens anytime the windows are open.

WTF?!

So my local chinese spot has their door open all the damn time and I have yet to see roaches crawling in there. You would think this bitch would give us something free or drop the grautuity but NO.

Ghetto Ass Backyardigans.....

We could of caused a scene but it's his birthday.

I ate my food off a very hard plastic plate. We know it ain't porcelain.

The Bill comes and everyone gives what they thought was acceptable and were short 25 fucking dollars. One girl didn't even eat and gave 10. So someone is fucking Jason out of 30 dollars on his Birthday Dinner. Now what type of shit is that. He adding the money together and we're the only ones concerned if the bill is paid....

Everyone is acting like they went blind. On HIS Birthday. They laughing and talking extra hard.

Ghetto Ass Backyardigans.

You would think the bitch who ordered the Long Island Ice Tea+ meal would pay attention.

I already calculated our meal plus tax and tip.

That's what people fail to do. Add tax and tip.

Example: I ordered 25 dollars of food!

No Bitch, tax is like 9% + Tip 15%= 24%

So you really need to pay is 31 dollars.

Boo. If everyone does this shit guess what. We short 6 dollars from everyone.

Sasha got her calculater from the Ipod. We should of paid 33 dollars. We gave 45. Plus the girl who just gave us extra 8 dollars for being kind.

Ugh We did meet some nice people. Some of them were just....

"Why does everyone wants to be a model?"

Do they think its the easy way out? Everyone gets to look and praise me? Here's my opinion.

If you have to tell me your a model, then you're not a model.

The moment I see you I should she that "IT" factor. That shit that makes wanna look at you.

Overall It was a cute gathering minus the roach and fuckery that is Dinosaur BBQ.

I'm just saying.....

*Update ...Sasha stole one of the condiments LOL.....with that damn roach something had to be complimentary. [Don't judge the outfit or my cooked hair, I was not in the mood whatsoeva]

Valentine

It was a nice night for us. It's my boo's 20th birthday and we just let the night do what it suppose to do....

Take us anywhere

First we RSVP'ed to Webster Hall's Valentine's Bash thingy...

Joshua wasn't dressed for it. He had to worked that day....

So my ass scrambled to do something  else so we were going to go to Refuge NYC in Brooklyn for their Party. 

I left first and met Josh at Michael K and then waited for his ass to finish work. Which was around 10 PM.

Btw he had no idea what was going on...I kinda ambushed his ass.

So its cold and Sasha,David and Emily were suppose to be there by 10 already in front of the store so we could go party our guts way.

I called

"Sasha where are you?"

Shoshannah, We bout to leave now.....

The bish got intoxicated before she even left the house great. So they're on the train and we decided we're not gonna wait for them so we go a restaurant called Cosi right off of Union Square. It was delish.

We just had Dessert. I was having a Bloody Valentine's [insert ewwww here] So that's the next best thing.

They had smores and you make it yourself...Little bonfire included. The ho tchocolate was alrite but it was little suspect like NesQuik. When they arrived we told them to get back on the train. We finally met up and Sasha ate most of our ice cream. We were gonna go to a hookah bar and chillando. 

Emily had heels and walked in her stockings the rest of the night.

We went to a sex shop. We tried out different pleasure machines. I spanked Josh. I enjoyed it.

While in the sex shop we see Anthony and Kio and Co. Awkward yes. Will we see each other in church tomorrow of course LOL

We went to Mcdonalds for some nuggets.

Emily lost her purse with all her belongings and actually took it extremely well. It was almost scary.

We found the hookah bar. THe guy at the front was gonna let emily in w/o ID, so nice.

We smoked and talked, took some pictures.

Pictures Bitches

Left around 3.45 smoked some weed.

"OH MY GOD, [whispers] they're smoking reefer!" says nosy ass white gurl on street

LOL

We're waiting for the train and exchanging stories.

After a millenia it finally gets here.

We get on, so relieved

"It's so warm..." mid sentence I stopped 

We realized what we just entered it was a stench no one could cure and it ripped apart our souls. I turned around with my hands like claws and the doors close. Josh ran to transfer to the next train car and that door is locked too. We were all screaming and yelling it was an awful funk. It was a nasty fishy smell I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy's vagina. It was satan himself in smell form. Sasha just kept yelping these funny lines and We couldn't stop laughing.

It was a nice fun night. I mean the things we saw that night. 

It all ended with a kiss at 5 in the morning.

Happy Birthday Josh.

Happy Birthday Bish.

I would like to shoutout Sasha Fierce AKA My Sister Happy Birthday girl......

Work Supermodel.

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A Recap [Sweet]

New Hairdo. Long and straight
Sumra's Cupcake

Kermit he always making that stoopid face at me now I caught him on camera. He wanted me to delete but luckily he didn't steal my camera. I put it on the blog for everyone to enjoy maybe he'll stop doing it now LMAO

Dancing onstage Emily
Webster Hall
What I wore to the Club
Cupcake Cafe at 18th Street
Michael K
I gobbled that cupcake down

Umm my birthday was really fun...

I got a job and I don't wanna stop celebrating. Fuck that celebrities are celebrating for a whole year straight why not me? 

I think I am mostly celebrating my step into womanhood.

Here's some pictures from my adventures I'll post the rest later.

Went to Cupcake Cafe it was really cute....They gave us free cupcakes 

Then I met my boyfriend at work [Michael K] He gave us birthday wishes on the speaker.

I went to Webster Hall with my Bestie Emily. It was really fun but these pervert guys ugh....

At one point It was a second away from rape I grabbed Emily and went to a different spot in the club. A few minutes the guy followed Emily and I eyed Emily and we both stopped dancing. It was so funnnnyyy, he was getting ready to sneak attack from behind. I was kinda sad when I went to the club and didn't meet my "Dance Lover" You know that guy that KNOWS how to dance and go with the flow, even when you switch it up he's right there with you.

They were calling girls on stage. I was really nervous but I told myself anything I wanted to do I would. This was the year of change... A New Me

We went on stage and that was the best part of the night. No guys on stage so I didn't have to watch my ass all the time. One of the DJs told me not to "hurt anybody" LOL.

It was a good night. 

I am not done as yet bitches LOL

Smooches

Bday Countdown

Only an hour til my birthday my mother is trooping along doing both Sumra and I's hair.....

Plus she has class tomorrow. 

TROOPER.

Anywayz I'm just waiting for 12 o clock for the official thing.

I have to get Sumra some balloons cuz she's in 7th grade that what's middle school girls do.

I got my nails done. It was a horrendous experience. I'll tell you about it later 

I just wiped off whatever they thought was a "good job" buffed and polished it myself. I bought some BRUCCI nail polish called tinsel very cute. It sparkles...

I find myself just looking at it. LOL

Goodnite

Fingers Done Up.....[Sweet]

The Nail Status

Valley Nails

I'm going to do my nails for my birthday. The first time I did my nails was prom and I didn't enjoy the experience. Plus the technician made it clunky. I usually grow my nails myself or jus paint them when they're short. I draw so I don't want charcoal underneath my fingernails LOL

I'm turning 20 I want something cute. I love these 3d acrylic nails. They're awesome. I showed them to Josh, he called me a birdhead....

He just hasn't seen me wear them. 

I think the simpler one on top is good for my first time. Gotta start slow. 

5 days til my BIRTHDAY!!!!

In Other News....

I finished the Twilight Series like last week.

I'm a beast, my inner nerd came out. 

Twilight: Ehh

New Moon: So Real

Eclipse: Oh Yes

Breaking Dawn: Yes!/No!

There you have it Ladies and Gentlemen. Overall it was a good series.

My birthday is nine days away...Yes!!

I think I feel my emotions a little too strongly. Maybe I don't let them out so they are eating me alive but I'm working on it. I tried out my resolution, Saying what I was thinking that needed to be said. I find it very relieving. Hopefully I'll keep it up. A incident came up, where I needed to open my mouth and I failed miserably....

Try. Try Again.

I have a whole year.

My ipod touch is officially on crackhead status...

Welp thats it.

Next Week will more exciting cause of my birthday....

JANUARY 14TH

Hey I'm Back.

....And with a vengeance.

Merry Christmas Happy New Year and all that good shit.

I didn't feel like blogging so I'm not gonna force myself, this isn't college.

So anyways things been alrite. I got a killer handbag [Thanks Aunt Bridgette] for Christmas.

I've been playing with my Ipod Touch non stop [Thank You Joshua]

Among other cute things I needed.

Now I'm just counting down until my birthday which is like 12 more days. Imma be 20.

JANUARY 14TH was a blessed day!!!

The last 3 years it rained on my birthday and not happy rain I mean that miserable on and off drizzle windy rain. So I'll be celebrating on the weekend just in case Mother Nature feels like screwing me over AGAIN.

So I've been thinking about my New Year's Resolutions and I don't make stupid unattainable ones.....that just makes you depressed.

One of my goals is to venture out. Go to different things and meet "live" people as Sasha would say. I mean I like my friends now but I need people to know always where the party is....

People who always have things going on in there lives. Which means I have to step my game up.

Go to the schedule pillow fight in downtown NYC in March.

Go to different bouroughs besides Manhattan.

Eat healthier or at least smaller portions of junk food.

Get my career on track.

Draw more. I'm such a lazy motherfooka when it come to this. Anytime I feel the urge people wanna get shy and won't take off their clothes. It's art. relax. If was between a photo and a nude drawing leaking I would prefer the Drawing. Its more tasteful.

Speak my Mind. I try to curve my mouth in general or dumb myself down but no more. I'm not sugar coating most of my stuff. Whatever I think you need to hear I will say it. No more muffled feelings.

I can't stand people with their own agenda. Like why am I your friend and you always dumping me for someone you barely met? I don't understand those types of people. Be Real. In fact this youtube kinda relates to what I'm saying....

This is Qaadir Howard and he's talking bout Gay profile websites. This is too funny and it will relate to your Facebook and Myspace fiends LOL

Enjoy.

Cool Cupcake

I want a cupcake cake for my birthday.

*Fun Fact** My sister and I have the same birthday.

So I thought it would be fun for us to have a big ass Cupcake as our birthday cake.

They also have to pan to make your own at Target

BTW It's January 14th....punks;]