Miscommunication.Wash. Repeat.

I think Saturday Night was a turning point for me and I'm excited to see where this adventure will take me. I don't wanna jink things just yet.

I honestly thought Adam was a controlling man and I wasn't waiting for the abusive parts. I figured out why he was acting funny and the sudden switch to his persona. He had feelings. Boys. I swear to GOD they make everything more complicated than it is. You're acting like a jackass because you figured out you really like me, maybe even love me. Pure stupidity, but then again when have I acted normal when smitten with someone.

Saturday nite we were suppose to go out. I got caught up, I still wanted to meet him but I didn't know If I would make it. He got scared and thought something had happened to me. He then proceeded to call up his goons and Lawdhavemercy. It wasn't helping that I wasn't picking up the phone and hanging up on him. Then my phone picked up and he heard a man he never heard before and then he really got paranoid. I really thought his recent behaviour was signs of an abusive man. I really wasn't ready for a Chris "takeyoudown" Brown.

Le sigh*

Moving on, I would like to make a public announcement. Rihanna is the only thing I look to forward to. Can we step out the box fashion wise? This is for all the upcoming celebrities and current ones I'm looking at. Please you have money and no real responsibility. They have all this cool shit designers are designing for people unike me (people with money and fame) and ya'll are opting to wear jeans and a tshirt EVERYDAY! Get interesting. If I wanted to look at pretty long hair bitches with sparkly dresses in my sight all the time I would go to the Barbie aisle in TOY R US. Thank you That is all.

Tuesday.

Tuesday's Highlights

Blah a speedy race to class with misty sweat all over my body. I'm hot and bothered but I made it on time. I pick a seat and breathe outwards blowing my hair. I put my bag on my thighs and pulled out my notebook, the printout and dig furiously for a pen. I relax and tense up again as I realized that my phone volume is still up. MY god what if people hear my ringtone in the middle of class, when there's an awkward silence passing

Katt Williams' voice

It might be bugs on the rest of you mugs, but aint no bugs on me ha ha

10 minutes pass

15 minutes pass

....... ..... .... . .... ........

......WTF are you serious?! Did I become moist and sweaty for no damn reason. Did I get up early for a stupid class and I could of been sleeping soundly in my bed? Fuck you CUNY Lehman! I went to your school cause I needed to go to school. Hunter I love you very dearly and I will be with you shortly, just give it time okay?

*My outfit made me proud today. I have never had so many eyeballs on me. Some old west indian lady "She said I had too much meat out" I proceeded to begin to curse this lady out. She kept saying the same thing and finally said "You got meat and thats a good thing, you look great" I thank her and we exchanged hugs.

*Adam and I discovered that his Cousin's dog is blind.

*I have never walked so much in my life.

*Saw Drop it Low video....SMH Chris Brown looks good and he was dancing like a bojangles trying to get his fans back. Dance, shake it out, Dance the Rihanna beatdown out of our memories. I'm sorry I was thinking rude thoughts I feel ashamed

WHY HE SO SEXY?!

Once Again....

Alrite if these vaporize somewhere Imma get somebody lol

Funny Bitches [Bitter/Sweet]

I think people are angry at me and not because I did some dumb shit towards them. They get mad at me cause I do what I please and not what people expect me to do. I'm not easily subdued by bureaucratic bullshit and diplomacy. Its not built in me. In a way I understand. Things people work hard to obtain I usually get it without really trying and If I actually give a damn, no one will remember your ass. People try so hard to get at me without really getting at me. Which is funny to me. Just say your peace to my face and leave me be. Maybe its my blank stare. Here's a tip for all you lovely people

Anytime someone has some stigma against you, kill them kindness and not fake kindness genuine kindness. This shit pisses them off even more cause they have nothing against you. When you get angry you showing them that you care and you shouldn't because you should be focus on you and your interests.

...I know I know

Here's an example.

I was wearing my white wig and some hot ass outfit looking like a M.O.B. photoshoot. I show up and the girls are looking at me like I'm crazy. Secretly giggling and staring me down. I brush it off cause people have been smirking at me since birth, two years later they're wearing the same shit I was wearing 2 years ago. The thing that made it icing is there "boyfriends" are ready to scoop me up like ice cream. This one dude was staring so hard I felt uncomfortable. The Giggle Twins realize what's really going on and the giggling stops, now I can feel the tension in the air. I'm just vibing with the guys cause they mad cool. All of a sudden Giggle Twins' power must of deactivated cause now they want to be friends.......mmmmmhmmmm [BTW I'm not a thieving chicka. I don't believe in cheaters and I don't need to become one]

"People say things thinking other people are thinking it, when they know they don't even believe it themselves"

- Sumra 13, sister

Like people jus say well she's Shoshannah. LOL I'm my own adjective.

Someone approached me and commented on me and said "Shannah is one hand painted pink and the other white? [insert dumb giggle here]"

Let's evaluate.

I purposely painted my nails those colors. I didn't paint them in the dark and realized when I went outside I realized that I have committed a crime worthy of imprisonment.

You pointing it out does not make it funny. If anything you sound stupid because you know they're pink and white cause you said so, why ask the question?

My answer to this dumb question after these commercial breaks...


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I simply did my "Uraslowbitch" face and said "....umm yeah" and turn my head towards someone worth my interest.


At the end of the day don't let anyone make you feel bad for being yourself.

The Thirstiness [BitterSweet]

Umm I been off the market for about 2, 3 years and I guess I must of attain the magical ring from Lords of the Ring embedded deep down in the orifice that is my Matrix [that's my vagina, for you simple folk] The News spread like wildfire and I've been beating niggas off of me worse than the people in Resident Evil.

Its Nice, Its Flattering but then you feel kinda overwhelmed by it all.

The Thirstiness is at an all time high and it doesn't help that I'm single.

Everyone is trying different ways to bag me, instead of just talking to me.

I'm about to become asexual in 3.....2........1

Ooo Girl I want a fade.....

Why is everyone shaving off the sides of their hair? Did I miss something? LOL

Now watch everyone and they mom shave their hair when they damn well shouldn't, think this thru ppl. I know imma see 10 fucked up, not the hairstyle for you, star crunch neck back fuckery for every 1 person that pulls it off. Only a few can pull it off. Now since Rihanna did it.

It's Over.

Let the MindNinjaFuck of my eyeballs and me screaming

WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!????

in my mind begin.

WTF?! Vibe

Okay this shouldn't be the last issue you go out with and honestly a decade from now we won't remember any of them.

Umm The Dream is bored as fuck even though he is cupping christina's tits.

Christina Millian clearly is working 110% with the sexy face lol. Now if I could tell your working your sexy face then its not sexy.

Does anyone else notices how Christina is able to cover most of The Dream? Umm She's mad petite and he's not so I'm wondering

Christina's Dye Job. *Blank Stare*

Overall I think they should of gone the funny route. They're not a sex symbol couple.

Christina should of held The Dream's titties LMAO

My previous rant on Vibe

Boys. Part Deux[Bittersweet]

I was thinking of another topic to write bout my ongoing series bout boys. Not men but boys. I couldn't really think of anything. Then today it hit me. I'm going to write about a thing that plagues boys. Both genders are responsible but it seems that boys don't seem to find the fucking antidote as quickly pardon my chester french. Selfishness.

SELFISHNESS

Oh this has plagued us since the beginning of time. I fucking hate it. I'm a selfish person in general but not to the point where it hurts others and rewards me.

Example.

A guy starts dating a girl. He likes her she's okay everything is cool. She doesn't excite him though. He meets another girl she's wild and crazy and has that thing he is looking for. She's kinda unreliable though and a little unpredictable.

So now you would think the decision is coming. He'll make a choice right?

WRONG

He wants the best of both worlds.

This ain't Hannah Montana and even that bish had to make a decision.

Now his selfishness is going to hurt both parties. He wants both so his selfishness is inabling to make a decision. He doesn't make a decision and sooner or later a decision is made for him.

Most of the times leaving him empty handed.

Example 2.

Man and woman been together for years they have a child or two.The relationship is going south and he starts to pursue other women. They break up. She is left with the children cause he wants a free life to get the woman of his dreams. He feels like the children are fine with their mother. His selfishness has hurt the children and not the woman in this situation. Instead of balancing the two.

This affects boys more than girls but we are all able to catch this nasty attitude.

Now next time you feel like you got it good and it may hurt others in the situation just don't.

Man the Fuck Up and instead of embracing Selfishness embrace Responsibility.

That type of behavior is for kids.

Sentence Enhancers

Well this is a whole statement so it will enhance your paragraph or stanza..... watevs

"eat a bag of baby dicks"

Jus visualizing and wrapping your mind around will have everyone befuddled

OMG Why?

Why do men date women with children [nothing is wrong with that] and show so much love and attention to the children. Yet and still they have their own children and forgot what they look like?

Why do people dress their little kids in hard leathers and jordans knowing that they're kids?

Why do they girls with the most stretchmarks on her lower back [We all have strechmarks ] always have the lowrider jeans?

Why are you wearing baggy leggings and you walk like a lego block and you boxers are showing and they're kinda see through so I'm seeing ass cheeks....Is that cute in your mind?

Why do girls continue to slick down hair and making long ponytails knowing that all they're sides are gone? [now is the time for that famous bang haircut]

You have any things that are befuddling you?

Wisdom Tooth: What is so Wise?

All the way at the back the little gap.

Now in the 2nd pic I pulled my cheek back that little dangling thing connected to my cheek it is my GUMS!!!! It lifted off. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!My wisdom tooth is growing on my left side and its disgusting. I went into the mirror to and took a flashlight. You know towards the end of your gums your cheek is connected to it. well the top part of my gum is lifting off and still connected to my cheek and I can see the imprint of my tooth rising up. My cheek is swollen and I keep biting the inside when I eat. What the fuck? I have enough teeth. I mean do I really need a fourth molar?

I'm 20. I thought I was done with the tooth saga?

More Bitter than Sweet

See Kingston behind Me, LOL booty shot
Tattoo is inda swollen

I got a tattoo on my wrist "Its says Faith as I previously mentioned like a eon ago...

But I got it. I broke my tattoo virginity. So excited

Oh while we was there, we were talking and I mentioned my bf Josh. He's best friends with one of the dudes that works there. [he wasn't there today it was his day off] That dude was mad shocked. He was like "I thought he was gay" YOU his girlfriend?

Then he announced to the tattoo artists that I'm Josh's GF.....

Umm Okay you kinda getting wreckless with that shit.

Now I hate to use this example but I'm gonna

Joshua is like a Kanye West type of nigga. You don't automatically sum up this nigga as A.the nigga that bag bitches or B. The nigga that likes to play swords.

That's what we do in society we think gay is a way of life or some shit. Like once people know your gay that's all THEY need to know.

With Kanye West he is not concerned about this bitch and that bitch. He's not talking bout all the dime pieces he got. He's talking bout himself and his interests. People get mighty suspicious when there's no mention of a bitch.

Basically that's what "Girls" do. We can have a conversation without sex being involved.

Niggas look at this and through their pee wee brains assume

A. This nigga didn't mention a bitch

B. This nigga didn't mention sex

Conclusion: Joshua- bitches - sex = Girl= Gay

Now let me give you a word of advice. The nigga that speaks almost nada bout sex, bitches and etc. Is the nigga bagging them left and and right. He's so smooth you didn't realize he was there. That's the nigga you need to talk to....

Obviously, he must be doing something right, He got me and he STILL has me. The first part is alright for dudes but the second, only a few......only a few [I'm hard to handle lol]

You wanna know the icing on this story?

The dude that cause the ruckus wasn't cute. He was 5'8 chubby and rocking a fohawk thingy. Prada sneakers do not make up for that ish....Them shoes will come off at the end of the day, your face won't [cruel I know I don't give a fuck lol]

Dinosaur BBQ [Bitter]

Last Nite was Jason's Bday Dinner and We went to Dinosaur BBQ in Harlem. It was packed and we waited to eat and be merry. It was fine. Then Sasha and I started to notice everyone was in regular clothes. At first I was "It's just the Busboys" then slowly I realized everyone was dressed any which way. Okay that's fine I guess.....

Not really you think if you were a waiter you would give a damn bout your presentation but people were wearing whatever and they didn't have the cutest bodies. They were no tags or nothing.....

You know when you get the feeling that you were in for a ghetto backyardigan meal?

There were too many signs....

Even before I went to the restaurant I looked up the menu and everything was slathered with BBQ and Pork.....And more Pork with more sauce, with more mayo. Every Entree was just meat and Heart attacked filled. I got a little nauseated but I was like "Fuck It" I'll just eat the chicken burger.

We were seated, ordered our drinks.

I loved the sodas. They were old school in glass bottles. It felt like I figure out how they made the sodas unlike Pepsi.

We ordered our food. It was salty...even the simmered greens.

The food was alright. We eating laughing and then Sasha looks to my side and she says "There a roach crawling on the wood behind you"

"You just don't wanna pay for your food"

Then I look over and I see crawling jus chilling and shit. It looked like the ones with the egg sticking out its butt.

I look down on my food and immediately became nauseated. We told another dude that was there and he just had this face "Like Really this is a damn shame"

Shit, if a roach is chilling on the wood how can I know that shit is not crawling in the kitchen?

We tell the waitress. She says did it crawl next to the food?

.....

The manager comes over dress like a 16 with no style she's like 20. She said they opened the windows and that's the reason we saw the roach. The just had an inspection and everything is fine. It happens anytime the windows are open.

WTF?!

So my local chinese spot has their door open all the damn time and I have yet to see roaches crawling in there. You would think this bitch would give us something free or drop the grautuity but NO.

Ghetto Ass Backyardigans.....

We could of caused a scene but it's his birthday.

I ate my food off a very hard plastic plate. We know it ain't porcelain.

The Bill comes and everyone gives what they thought was acceptable and were short 25 fucking dollars. One girl didn't even eat and gave 10. So someone is fucking Jason out of 30 dollars on his Birthday Dinner. Now what type of shit is that. He adding the money together and we're the only ones concerned if the bill is paid....

Everyone is acting like they went blind. On HIS Birthday. They laughing and talking extra hard.

Ghetto Ass Backyardigans.

You would think the bitch who ordered the Long Island Ice Tea+ meal would pay attention.

I already calculated our meal plus tax and tip.

That's what people fail to do. Add tax and tip.

Example: I ordered 25 dollars of food!

No Bitch, tax is like 9% + Tip 15%= 24%

So you really need to pay is 31 dollars.

Boo. If everyone does this shit guess what. We short 6 dollars from everyone.

Sasha got her calculater from the Ipod. We should of paid 33 dollars. We gave 45. Plus the girl who just gave us extra 8 dollars for being kind.

Ugh We did meet some nice people. Some of them were just....

"Why does everyone wants to be a model?"

Do they think its the easy way out? Everyone gets to look and praise me? Here's my opinion.

If you have to tell me your a model, then you're not a model.

The moment I see you I should she that "IT" factor. That shit that makes wanna look at you.

Overall It was a cute gathering minus the roach and fuckery that is Dinosaur BBQ.

I'm just saying.....

*Update ...Sasha stole one of the condiments LOL.....with that damn roach something had to be complimentary. [Don't judge the outfit or my cooked hair, I was not in the mood whatsoeva]

Puerto Ricans.

I don't know, but anytime my ass goes to a get together, there are no fucking vegetables at all. plaintains don't count. I'm jus saying a girl loves her veggies. Lay off the vinegar and sazon, there are other flavors you can make.

Really?!

I think I lost my iPod Touch.

Panties are Optional [Bittersweet]

I wear no panties sometimes, Big shit.

Some girls be like "Ewwww"...But then again my ass should be saying "ewww" cause what kind of gorillas in the mist shit you hiding? what the hell is 3 inches of cotton protecting you from? That's all I'm saying. Sometimes you gotta let it breathe. I learn this from my Mother. If you and me been together for a minute now and you didn't notice...Well that's a good thing.

I make sure I smell like a dream when I step outside.

Anyways I thought I would share cause people are def frontin' on the issue. It's not even a issue. I mean the only time I can be naked is when I come out the shower? Or when I'm making some "LOve"?

Boo.

BOO.

BOO.

That is why everyone views the naked body as some sexual thing, cause ya'll only use it for that.

What's wrong going to bed naked? Are you in someone else's bed? LOL

How about being naked for no reason. Drawing, painting, reading a book, cooking, etc.

I'm just saying the human body is a beautiful thing. It's how you view things.

I can't even do some things cause you niggas automatically think I'm been some sex fiend stuff.

I can't stretch cause I'm displaying all the glorious curves.

Bitch I'm just yawning. It's a yawn. Damn did you see a nipple?

Thick girls can't get away with shit. I stand still and I'm provoking sexual perversion through the eyes of these good christian men in a Martha Stewart Pant suit.

[Okay maybe not the pant suit, but I should be able to wear my skinny jeans like any other old gal]

Maybe I'm in a bitchy mood. Graduation for my discipleship class is coming up. I get the feeling that Joshua wants me to become this modest dressing woman. He didn't meet me that way so...

Deal with that shit. I don't say nothing bout your tattoos.

I'll dress nice tomorrow with no panties or bra.

Viva La Revolution.

No Mas Underwire. [I'm young they stand up by themselves LOL]

Heavy Flows

Right on Time....

Henry the 13th: It just won't die......

I so missed this big part of my life that happened a few weeks ago. Remember Henry, If you don't click this. It was one of my very first posts. Anyways I haven't seen in forever even though he lives in my area. Move in different circles and shit. Well I was gonna pick up Josh from work and my ass is already late. I'm waiting for the train minding my biznesss...

Guess who waddles/sways over no other but Henry

So I flashed a quick fake smile and waved.

I thought he would move on but he didn't

He talked and talked about his moves and coming up in the world and making that money. His certificates, his jobs,etc.

I really hated the D train with all my heart at that point. I wanted to jump in the tracks and just run.

After a century the train comes I aways sit my the window in the corner and guess what he sits right next to me.

The train to Soho is a good 45 minute ride.

And I can't even give my pum pum some breathing room.

He goes on and on.....

Recalling middle school and the conversation that ended my fakery towards him.

I just rolled throught the punches.

Throughout the monologue he kept asking me to make some artistic shit for me.

It's a leather, but on the back it has hands every color and their all reaching up .....

to money or some shit like that

It says hustle hard, and something bout GOD

I almost had an aneyeurism [spell check]

That is the corniest thing ever EVER.

I will not do that for u and rep that shit.

"NO"

but C' mon for sentimental value, what we had together. [Sentimental value?! We were friends once, you became obsessive I moved on you didn't, If I was to do it for you. You'll prolly jack off to it every night knowing that I touched it once and now you're wearing it]

"NO, I'm lazy"[plus its mad corny]

I know a lot of dudes who can do it for me but I want you to do it.[Oh please let them do it and get off my back]

"Naw, I'm good"[OMG just drop it]

LOL Here's the creeper feature moment

He leans in and sniffs me.

"Is that white diamonds?"

"UMMMmmm Yeah....[glance sideways and scream with my eyes for help]"

"ahhh How'd you know?"

"I've been around [please nigga are you trying to imply that you gots it like that....awww BRuhahahahhahahaaa]"

I mean you don't sniff people....

YOU DON'T SNIFF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

part.2 coming soon

How Do We Say This Delicately?

Now I done these colors before they're the exact same curl and color the top part I used for my senior pictures and I just love these curls in all colors and stuff I used the same combo Teyana is using but her's is jus .....NO!!!

Who did that to her? Its all uneven and weird looking.

Fire her Hair stylist NOW!!!!

Teyana has been putting her natural curls to rest to try some other things out. Like the straight hair for Her bday and this....

Her skirt is really fun and flirty. I want one...

I don't know how my big ass hips fit into this catergory but I will def find a way lol

You can hire my mom....

She is a an excellent AND licensed WEAVOLOGIST AND COSMETOLOGIST

House of Dereon Weave Collection

I was over at Foolishness Personified and I couldn't let this one go. 

I think she tease the front to do her normal puff topp but it got flat so it was inbetween flat and puff, which made FLAFF.

Then the black part looks like it needs a touch up...which is weird since its a lace wig

???

I Love Beyonce gotta show the good and the bad. I don't love her that much LOL. Earrings are cute though

....If ya'll seen the house of dereon clothing line, you know about the post title