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Funny Bitches [Bitter/Sweet]

I think people are angry at me and not because I did some dumb shit towards them. They get mad at me cause I do what I please and not what people expect me to do. I'm not easily subdued by bureaucratic bullshit and diplomacy. Its not built in me. In a way I understand. Things people work hard to obtain I usually get it without really trying and If I actually give a damn, no one will remember your ass. People try so hard to get at me without really getting at me. Which is funny to me. Just say your peace to my face and leave me be. Maybe its my blank stare. Here's a tip for all you lovely people

Anytime someone has some stigma against you, kill them kindness and not fake kindness genuine kindness. This shit pisses them off even more cause they have nothing against you. When you get angry you showing them that you care and you shouldn't because you should be focus on you and your interests.

...I know I know

Here's an example.

I was wearing my white wig and some hot ass outfit looking like a M.O.B. photoshoot. I show up and the girls are looking at me like I'm crazy. Secretly giggling and staring me down. I brush it off cause people have been smirking at me since birth, two years later they're wearing the same shit I was wearing 2 years ago. The thing that made it icing is there "boyfriends" are ready to scoop me up like ice cream. This one dude was staring so hard I felt uncomfortable. The Giggle Twins realize what's really going on and the giggling stops, now I can feel the tension in the air. I'm just vibing with the guys cause they mad cool. All of a sudden Giggle Twins' power must of deactivated cause now they want to be friends.......mmmmmhmmmm [BTW I'm not a thieving chicka. I don't believe in cheaters and I don't need to become one]

"People say things thinking other people are thinking it, when they know they don't even believe it themselves"

- Sumra 13, sister

Like people jus say well she's Shoshannah. LOL I'm my own adjective.

Someone approached me and commented on me and said "Shannah is one hand painted pink and the other white? [insert dumb giggle here]"

Let's evaluate.

I purposely painted my nails those colors. I didn't paint them in the dark and realized when I went outside I realized that I have committed a crime worthy of imprisonment.

You pointing it out does not make it funny. If anything you sound stupid because you know they're pink and white cause you said so, why ask the question?

My answer to this dumb question after these commercial breaks...


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I simply did my "Uraslowbitch" face and said "....umm yeah" and turn my head towards someone worth my interest.


At the end of the day don't let anyone make you feel bad for being yourself.

A Goal.

I'm going to do at least 45 posts this month, insane in the membrane indeed

Watch me work bitches.

Sentence Enhancers

Well this is a whole statement so it will enhance your paragraph or stanza..... watevs

"eat a bag of baby dicks"

Jus visualizing and wrapping your mind around will have everyone befuddled

OMG Why?

Why do men date women with children [nothing is wrong with that] and show so much love and attention to the children. Yet and still they have their own children and forgot what they look like?

Why do people dress their little kids in hard leathers and jordans knowing that they're kids?

Why do they girls with the most stretchmarks on her lower back [We all have strechmarks ] always have the lowrider jeans?

Why are you wearing baggy leggings and you walk like a lego block and you boxers are showing and they're kinda see through so I'm seeing ass cheeks....Is that cute in your mind?

Why do girls continue to slick down hair and making long ponytails knowing that all they're sides are gone? [now is the time for that famous bang haircut]

You have any things that are befuddling you?

Dinosaur BBQ [Bitter]

Last Nite was Jason's Bday Dinner and We went to Dinosaur BBQ in Harlem. It was packed and we waited to eat and be merry. It was fine. Then Sasha and I started to notice everyone was in regular clothes. At first I was "It's just the Busboys" then slowly I realized everyone was dressed any which way. Okay that's fine I guess.....

Not really you think if you were a waiter you would give a damn bout your presentation but people were wearing whatever and they didn't have the cutest bodies. They were no tags or nothing.....

You know when you get the feeling that you were in for a ghetto backyardigan meal?

There were too many signs....

Even before I went to the restaurant I looked up the menu and everything was slathered with BBQ and Pork.....And more Pork with more sauce, with more mayo. Every Entree was just meat and Heart attacked filled. I got a little nauseated but I was like "Fuck It" I'll just eat the chicken burger.

We were seated, ordered our drinks.

I loved the sodas. They were old school in glass bottles. It felt like I figure out how they made the sodas unlike Pepsi.

We ordered our food. It was salty...even the simmered greens.

The food was alright. We eating laughing and then Sasha looks to my side and she says "There a roach crawling on the wood behind you"

"You just don't wanna pay for your food"

Then I look over and I see crawling jus chilling and shit. It looked like the ones with the egg sticking out its butt.

I look down on my food and immediately became nauseated. We told another dude that was there and he just had this face "Like Really this is a damn shame"

Shit, if a roach is chilling on the wood how can I know that shit is not crawling in the kitchen?

We tell the waitress. She says did it crawl next to the food?

.....

The manager comes over dress like a 16 with no style she's like 20. She said they opened the windows and that's the reason we saw the roach. The just had an inspection and everything is fine. It happens anytime the windows are open.

WTF?!

So my local chinese spot has their door open all the damn time and I have yet to see roaches crawling in there. You would think this bitch would give us something free or drop the grautuity but NO.

Ghetto Ass Backyardigans.....

We could of caused a scene but it's his birthday.

I ate my food off a very hard plastic plate. We know it ain't porcelain.

The Bill comes and everyone gives what they thought was acceptable and were short 25 fucking dollars. One girl didn't even eat and gave 10. So someone is fucking Jason out of 30 dollars on his Birthday Dinner. Now what type of shit is that. He adding the money together and we're the only ones concerned if the bill is paid....

Everyone is acting like they went blind. On HIS Birthday. They laughing and talking extra hard.

Ghetto Ass Backyardigans.

You would think the bitch who ordered the Long Island Ice Tea+ meal would pay attention.

I already calculated our meal plus tax and tip.

That's what people fail to do. Add tax and tip.

Example: I ordered 25 dollars of food!

No Bitch, tax is like 9% + Tip 15%= 24%

So you really need to pay is 31 dollars.

Boo. If everyone does this shit guess what. We short 6 dollars from everyone.

Sasha got her calculater from the Ipod. We should of paid 33 dollars. We gave 45. Plus the girl who just gave us extra 8 dollars for being kind.

Ugh We did meet some nice people. Some of them were just....

"Why does everyone wants to be a model?"

Do they think its the easy way out? Everyone gets to look and praise me? Here's my opinion.

If you have to tell me your a model, then you're not a model.

The moment I see you I should she that "IT" factor. That shit that makes wanna look at you.

Overall It was a cute gathering minus the roach and fuckery that is Dinosaur BBQ.

I'm just saying.....

*Update ...Sasha stole one of the condiments LOL.....with that damn roach something had to be complimentary. [Don't judge the outfit or my cooked hair, I was not in the mood whatsoeva]

Do I just attract DUM-DUMS?

"She the only black girl in that group; she's pretty for a dark skin girl"

I'm having a very hard time not getting upset at everything. I mean I can always control the way I act but I can't control what I get upset at.

What can you do, rite?

It's not like I'm Chris Browning Bitches.

But that comment was the fucking icing on my shit pie cake.

You those people who looked like they were bullied when they were younger. They grow up and now they're normal, almost cool. The're still holding grunges and feel like they're so different and basically forcing out every joke, with every fiber trying to BE different instead of being themselves....Yeah

People always think I overanalyze shit too much but I'm just seeing what you're not seeing.

Go with your gut feeling [not your hormones or ur brain just your guts]

That comment was just said to get a rise out of people to start some shit to get some attention.

It just confirms that you have low self esteem and issues to fix. I will not be the one to do so. By acting like you didn't hear anything pisses them off to the very core.

Going back to the bully situation. Now kids are cruel but sometimes they see shit we don't see.

I wish we were kids again I would personally enjoy seeing that dog get knock the fuck out.

.......I'll just wait a couple of months and hear what I said on the first day.

How Do We Say This Delicately?

Now I done these colors before they're the exact same curl and color the top part I used for my senior pictures and I just love these curls in all colors and stuff I used the same combo Teyana is using but her's is jus .....NO!!!

Who did that to her? Its all uneven and weird looking.

Fire her Hair stylist NOW!!!!

Teyana has been putting her natural curls to rest to try some other things out. Like the straight hair for Her bday and this....

Her skirt is really fun and flirty. I want one...

I don't know how my big ass hips fit into this catergory but I will def find a way lol

You can hire my mom....

She is a an excellent AND licensed WEAVOLOGIST AND COSMETOLOGIST