Henry the 13th: It just won't die......

I so missed this big part of my life that happened a few weeks ago. Remember Henry, If you don't click this. It was one of my very first posts. Anyways I haven't seen in forever even though he lives in my area. Move in different circles and shit. Well I was gonna pick up Josh from work and my ass is already late. I'm waiting for the train minding my biznesss...

Guess who waddles/sways over no other but Henry

So I flashed a quick fake smile and waved.

I thought he would move on but he didn't

He talked and talked about his moves and coming up in the world and making that money. His certificates, his jobs,etc.

I really hated the D train with all my heart at that point. I wanted to jump in the tracks and just run.

After a century the train comes I aways sit my the window in the corner and guess what he sits right next to me.

The train to Soho is a good 45 minute ride.

And I can't even give my pum pum some breathing room.

He goes on and on.....

Recalling middle school and the conversation that ended my fakery towards him.

I just rolled throught the punches.

Throughout the monologue he kept asking me to make some artistic shit for me.

It's a leather, but on the back it has hands every color and their all reaching up .....

to money or some shit like that

It says hustle hard, and something bout GOD

I almost had an aneyeurism [spell check]

That is the corniest thing ever EVER.

I will not do that for u and rep that shit.

"NO"

but C' mon for sentimental value, what we had together. [Sentimental value?! We were friends once, you became obsessive I moved on you didn't, If I was to do it for you. You'll prolly jack off to it every night knowing that I touched it once and now you're wearing it]

"NO, I'm lazy"[plus its mad corny]

I know a lot of dudes who can do it for me but I want you to do it.[Oh please let them do it and get off my back]

"Naw, I'm good"[OMG just drop it]

LOL Here's the creeper feature moment

He leans in and sniffs me.

"Is that white diamonds?"

"UMMMmmm Yeah....[glance sideways and scream with my eyes for help]"

"ahhh How'd you know?"

"I've been around [please nigga are you trying to imply that you gots it like that....awww BRuhahahahhahahaaa]"

I mean you don't sniff people....

YOU DON'T SNIFF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

part.2 coming soon

Valentine

It was a nice night for us. It's my boo's 20th birthday and we just let the night do what it suppose to do....

Take us anywhere

First we RSVP'ed to Webster Hall's Valentine's Bash thingy...

Joshua wasn't dressed for it. He had to worked that day....

So my ass scrambled to do something  else so we were going to go to Refuge NYC in Brooklyn for their Party. 

I left first and met Josh at Michael K and then waited for his ass to finish work. Which was around 10 PM.

Btw he had no idea what was going on...I kinda ambushed his ass.

So its cold and Sasha,David and Emily were suppose to be there by 10 already in front of the store so we could go party our guts way.

I called

"Sasha where are you?"

Shoshannah, We bout to leave now.....

The bish got intoxicated before she even left the house great. So they're on the train and we decided we're not gonna wait for them so we go a restaurant called Cosi right off of Union Square. It was delish.

We just had Dessert. I was having a Bloody Valentine's [insert ewwww here] So that's the next best thing.

They had smores and you make it yourself...Little bonfire included. The ho tchocolate was alrite but it was little suspect like NesQuik. When they arrived we told them to get back on the train. We finally met up and Sasha ate most of our ice cream. We were gonna go to a hookah bar and chillando. 

Emily had heels and walked in her stockings the rest of the night.

We went to a sex shop. We tried out different pleasure machines. I spanked Josh. I enjoyed it.

While in the sex shop we see Anthony and Kio and Co. Awkward yes. Will we see each other in church tomorrow of course LOL

We went to Mcdonalds for some nuggets.

Emily lost her purse with all her belongings and actually took it extremely well. It was almost scary.

We found the hookah bar. THe guy at the front was gonna let emily in w/o ID, so nice.

We smoked and talked, took some pictures.

Pictures Bitches

Left around 3.45 smoked some weed.

"OH MY GOD, [whispers] they're smoking reefer!" says nosy ass white gurl on street

LOL

We're waiting for the train and exchanging stories.

After a millenia it finally gets here.

We get on, so relieved

"It's so warm..." mid sentence I stopped 

We realized what we just entered it was a stench no one could cure and it ripped apart our souls. I turned around with my hands like claws and the doors close. Josh ran to transfer to the next train car and that door is locked too. We were all screaming and yelling it was an awful funk. It was a nasty fishy smell I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy's vagina. It was satan himself in smell form. Sasha just kept yelping these funny lines and We couldn't stop laughing.

It was a nice fun night. I mean the things we saw that night. 

It all ended with a kiss at 5 in the morning.

Happy Birthday Josh.

D Train Music

My boyfriend let me listen to this on monday while we were going home.We look like straight up crackheads trying to sleep, making some type of ying yang symbol....I Love It

Anthony Davis WORDS ft. India Arie







goodnite...