CUNY Lehman Chronicles

I'm taking 5 classes this semester.

Intro to Digital Imaging

Intro to Printmaking
General Psychology
African American Literature
Contemporary Moral Issues

The so called advisor was bout to fuck up my schedule OD and give me a bunch of gen eds but all wack ones and add art classes so it would 4 classes of garbage and maybe 1 art class.

His exact words

"You can have up to 18 credits, So you can take your the freshman block and add 2 art classes"

As soon as this dude said this the record scratched in my mind.....

this nigga is an idiot.

yea he sure is.

he's deadass advising me to take almost 16-18 credits

You just came back to school

...I know whats wrong with him?

IDK, Its either he wants you to fail or do mediocre all around.

He doesn't even know if I can handle that many classes

SMH

It's suppose to be pleasure and pain, not pain, pain some more pain and here's an advil. Oh no.

"I have to register here or can I make my schedule?"

"You can register for classes online throught your eSims.....bleh blah blah, etc"

great imma do it online cause he's lost.

yea you would be going to school 5 days a week with 3 hour gaps and dumbness

yea I know

stupid advisor what is he advising schedule suicide

good one

So after I came home and signed up for classes. He gave me a guide and requirements for the college and my major and voila. I spent a good 2 hours fixing my schedule. I like the results. Everything is connected so I can use what I learned in one class to benefit the next class. Next semester is mostly gonna be math and science cause they mesh well.

Here's the best part

I get friday thru monday off. tee hee.

I knoooooowwwwwwww. jealous?

Hmm...Twas a Good Week

You ever look at your phone and you always see the same time over and over?

My lucky times are

1:14

2:14

and

11:11

I think 11:11 is my favorite time to look at. LOL cause no other time has 4 of the same numbers.

*sigh* I'm a loser I know, [walks toward the corner and faces the wall]

I've been out every single day except for wednesday. *Gasp* You phucking street rat lol.....

I tried to chill out for sunday but I went out anyways.

Monday I watched Star Trek with Adam [Ill explain who Adam is in an upcoming post]

Tuesday I went to Josh's House and watched Adam's nephew Andre [It was his first bday]

While Adam and Co. fixed the backyard that mexicanos would be pround of.

Wednesday I stayed in.

Thursday Chilled in Co-Op City with Adam and Franchesca. Ate. Weed. Bookstore.

Went back to Fran's Apt. We danced round the coffee table while Adam watched lol. He got a free show.

Narrator:

....As he thirstly watches as Fran danced and beckoned Shoshannah with her hands ever so slightly. Shoshannah Flowed across to her as if she had no feet. They held hands as they fell into each others' rhythm. The booming beat vibrating throught their bodies. Adam put his hand through his hair and adjusted in his seat. Franchesca and Shoshannah let the beat of the music take them. He could feel the seduction.....

Thank You Narrator.

You're welcome Nana

Anyways one of Fran's Love Interest comes and we buy more weed, Kush. He pays and he paid for our late stuffing of our faces at Burger King. I felt like we were all on a date.

Friday Franchesca, The Bestie Emily, and I were suppose to see Transformers but we went to a get together in Queens instead. It was a really nice neighborhood. Like rich. I felt poor looking at it. We drank hang out and smoked some stuff that took me to another level.

It was serious I high fived Jesus, type of high. I felt bad for Emily cause it was her first time smoking and she didnt get high and we were all jackasses.

I'm sorry I gave Emily a glimpse of the dark side.....

Saturday hanged out with my sis Sasha and bro Seth ate. Went to see transformeers in New Roc City. Twas good. Review is coming for that one.

Sunday. Went to Josh's House got high, watched dummy friends lite firecrackers and almost lite themselves, the trees and my hair on fire. LOL

Good Week.

Why These People?! [Bitter]

You know what.....

People have no common sense, People might mistake them for stupid but its common sense they're lacking majority of the time. Perfect incident. 

We're filling out some homework sheets and the teacher is basically spoonfeeding us the answers. He's going slow so I go ahead and find the next couple of answers by myself. Next to the questions is the location of the answers. So I'm just zooming through, while still keeping track of where the teacher is at. He say the answer to number 5. A couple people didn't hear so he repeats himself. It started getting ridiculous. Every damn answer he gave someone didn't hear and he has to repeat himself....

Now this teacher loses track of himself often and when constantly repeaying yourself you lose track even more. Now he's lost, repeating shit. I don't blame him he's a older dude and everyone has their faults....But these bitches keep asking him to repeat, as if he's giving some answer to some hard questions. Even if he was wouldn't you listen?

Most of the answers are like two or three words. 

Now I'm thinking,

1. If you didn't hear, why don't you look towards your friends or the person next to you for the answer.

2. Why are you asking the teacher as if its a one on one session?

3. You know this man is old and new at this teaching thing. Why you pushing it?

4.You can't multi-task?

And here's the shit that really got on my nerves

5. Jus look the shit up yourself. The location of the answer is in the question, Book page, number and verse.

Now I wanted to stab someone. You know when they say your team is only as good as the weakest member...that is so true cause honestly it felt like someone sucked out 75% of my brain and plugged up one of my ears. So I can ask "Wait, What did he say? Can you repeat that? Oh...Okay yeah I got it"

Where did these people com from? Let me state this. 

This class is once a week for an hour. It is voluntary. This man is slow as it is.

STOP WASTING MY MUTHAPHUCKY TIME, CHUCKLING AND PHUCKLING!!!!