Sentence Enhancers

Ooo I stole this from Sasha.

Instead of Bitch. Bish.

It sounds funnier and you're not actually cursing

Ooo and Things that end in bucket. example: thirst bucket, cunt bucket, ass bucket, etc

Fierce Bish Out.

Dude, Dishes are Done!

Oooo My edges are on point LOL

Haven't posted nothing cause it was a blah blah week.

Slumdog Millionaire was good and the soundtrack.

Still need to catch up with my Discipleship homework. ugggghhh.

I'm lazy/ who cares.

It's the last day of February.

Bout to eat iHop with the family and then shop.

I have a new personality It's Gangsta Bitch Barbie.

I got tired of everyone claiming Barbie knowing damn well....

First of all.

Be Pretty. I don't know any Barbies that are facially challenged

Two. If you're not eclectic , imaginative and smart, then call it a wrap. I'm sorry but Barbie has been a housewife, butterfly, pregnant, married, divorced, doctor, princess,etc.

H&M, Forever 21 and photobucket tools does not make up for point # 2

I'm still working on my resolutions, the only person on the planet who still is LOL

I'll give an update soon.

So Hopefully March will be interesting. In like a Lion....

Wake Up Mr. West! [Bitter]

I really need to address cause this man's ego is really getting on my nerves to the fullest like its taking over my mind space and shit. I really cannot fathom this shit sometimes. Does he not hear himself.

“Put this in the magazine: There’s nothing more to be said about music. I’m the f*cking end-all, be-all of music. I know what I’m doing. I did 808s in three weeks. I got it. It’s on cruise control. . . . Man, we talked about music for God knows how long! Now let’s talk about how my fucking sweater didn’t come back right from Korea. That’s what’s interesting me.”

What nigga? Really?

QUE?!

First of all no one will put this man in his place? No one around him, right? He needs to be and quickly. I will the first in line to give Kanye his props . He did change the game a LOT. Totally annihilated the whole "gangsta rap thingy" but he seems to forget that he didn't propel his self into f*#King stardom....

Kanye was always cocky but I'm sorry his last two albums weren't up to parr. Compare to Late Registration...nope*

Up to this day I still play it and still laugh at the fraternity skits....

Graduation was good but it was too commercial every song was ready for airplay and it seem like leftovers from Registration, or maybe he made the songs to early and that type of sound got played.

Graduation was missing the substance......idk jus me

Now 808s and Heartbreak I see where he was going with this one and the sounds and the concepts are fire but it wasn't ready to be released. First of all. 

* He is changing his image

* He is singing [w/ the autotune *sigh*]

*His mother just died and the relationship with his fiance ended

Why he thinks he is the only rapper to do a 180 with this album like I haven't heard it before??

Let's see, I wonder who?

Andre 3000's The Love Below

He did it better and w/o the autotune and he still rapped on some of the tracks and he produced most of the beats from scratch. It fit him perfectly. He wasn't paraded around like he invented music notes.

Missy Elliott's Supafly was done in two weeks and bish years later Im jammin to I Can't Stand the Rain like it came out yesterday.

Pleas and GOD knows I don't need to hear bout your sweater from Korea cause clearly I don't get a shit. Unless your planning on returning it and giving me the refund money. You got this far because of music so of course people are going to ask you questions  bout it.....

I'm sure if Details magazine wanted to know about your Korean sweater They would find the factory or person who made it and interviewed them about the grueling process of knitting for 3 dollars a day. Then plastered them on the cover of the magazine looking borderline indian with the photshopped contouring.

Once Again Please sit down. 

You're not the one, Neo.

  

Valentine

It was a nice night for us. It's my boo's 20th birthday and we just let the night do what it suppose to do....

Take us anywhere

First we RSVP'ed to Webster Hall's Valentine's Bash thingy...

Joshua wasn't dressed for it. He had to worked that day....

So my ass scrambled to do something  else so we were going to go to Refuge NYC in Brooklyn for their Party. 

I left first and met Josh at Michael K and then waited for his ass to finish work. Which was around 10 PM.

Btw he had no idea what was going on...I kinda ambushed his ass.

So its cold and Sasha,David and Emily were suppose to be there by 10 already in front of the store so we could go party our guts way.

I called

"Sasha where are you?"

Shoshannah, We bout to leave now.....

The bish got intoxicated before she even left the house great. So they're on the train and we decided we're not gonna wait for them so we go a restaurant called Cosi right off of Union Square. It was delish.

We just had Dessert. I was having a Bloody Valentine's [insert ewwww here] So that's the next best thing.

They had smores and you make it yourself...Little bonfire included. The ho tchocolate was alrite but it was little suspect like NesQuik. When they arrived we told them to get back on the train. We finally met up and Sasha ate most of our ice cream. We were gonna go to a hookah bar and chillando. 

Emily had heels and walked in her stockings the rest of the night.

We went to a sex shop. We tried out different pleasure machines. I spanked Josh. I enjoyed it.

While in the sex shop we see Anthony and Kio and Co. Awkward yes. Will we see each other in church tomorrow of course LOL

We went to Mcdonalds for some nuggets.

Emily lost her purse with all her belongings and actually took it extremely well. It was almost scary.

We found the hookah bar. THe guy at the front was gonna let emily in w/o ID, so nice.

We smoked and talked, took some pictures.

Pictures Bitches

Left around 3.45 smoked some weed.

"OH MY GOD, [whispers] they're smoking reefer!" says nosy ass white gurl on street

LOL

We're waiting for the train and exchanging stories.

After a millenia it finally gets here.

We get on, so relieved

"It's so warm..." mid sentence I stopped 

We realized what we just entered it was a stench no one could cure and it ripped apart our souls. I turned around with my hands like claws and the doors close. Josh ran to transfer to the next train car and that door is locked too. We were all screaming and yelling it was an awful funk. It was a nasty fishy smell I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy's vagina. It was satan himself in smell form. Sasha just kept yelping these funny lines and We couldn't stop laughing.

It was a nice fun night. I mean the things we saw that night. 

It all ended with a kiss at 5 in the morning.

Happy Birthday Josh.

Wolverine and the X-Men [Sweet]

Do you really think you're better than the rest? 

PAUSE

Bitch, I'm the BEST!

-Lil' Wayne YES ft. Pharrell

I been watching this shit non stop.....

Oh Goodness.

My hair is doing some next shit....

Literally it is begging for help or wants to be transported to 1995 when it can be braided and burnt at the end. I will never buy this color from this company ever again....

I will switch on Friday because Joshua need not see this hot mess and claim it as his valentine.

I'm feeling like Calypso from Pirates of the Carribbean.

Uggo

Uggs

Fugtastic

check.check and cheyeah!

Coraline [Sweet]

I just finished watching Coraline yesterday for Sasha's Birthday.

We will post pictures later. Khalifa[cousin] took the pictures on her camera.

Coraline was a really good movie I'm surprised at the amount of kids in the movie theatre. I didn't think this was the best movie for them though. Kinda like Nightmare before Christmas but worse I know this movie would give me nightmares if I was 8. It was kind of sluggish throughout the middle. There wasn't a lot of music and I almost fell asleep. I don't know if it was the restaurant food or it was kind of drab. It picked up speed towards the end. This little kid whimpered and the mother told him to "shush" I honestly thought the parents enjoyed it better than the kids. Which is rare nowadays, that's why I think Children's movies suck now its very basic. It a got a few handclaps at the end.

I enjoyed it

I give it a solid 8 our of 10

On the other hand the Notorious Movie sucked ass. They sugarcoated things that needed to be in the light. Then they were graphic on things I don't need to see [Kim and BIG sex scene: Too much titties] They did his life from start to finish which felt rushed and jumpy. I know he was more violent than they portrayed and the Puffy in the movie was acting like the turtle from Kung Fu Panda. "To change the World , We have to change ourselves" Really Puff you said that?! Followed by your 45 million giving BIG only 5? Bullshit, total and utter bullshit. Angela Bassett is too damn pretty for Violetta Wallace. Blaming the drug dealing, violence, etc on the absence of his father is garbage. I'm sorry it does play apart but you should take the blame just as you take the credit for his legacy and untouchable rhyming....jus saying.

Honestly they won't release a true movie until all of them dies or more time has passed where it has lost some of its relevance. Until then.... we have to deal with the bullshit.

 

I won't rate this one cause honestly I don't know whose story they were trying to tell, it wasn't BIG I know for sure.

This is Not the Time

Every bad thing comes in twos and threes and my family was just waiting for the third one it came yesterday. 

All I have to say is WOWsers, like really?!

Its amazing how people hold everything bad on the inside and wait for the perfect moment to air out everything once the shit hits the fan....which they threw.

All I know what kind of person waits to address serious issues once its out of anger it never gets solved....And it will come back again to haunt you.

God Bless my mother I am lucky to have her in my life.

I'm happy I can voice my opinions to her without repurcussions [don't know how to spell it]

....voice my opinions without it being labeled as disrespect.

I now see the whole truth and nothing but it.

I see why things turned out the way they did.

March is coming in like a Lion, and best believe We will come out this thing wiser people

Happy Birthday Bish.

I would like to shoutout Sasha Fierce AKA My Sister Happy Birthday girl......

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