Munny!: Update

Right Now I'm sanding and priming. I don't have the necessary paints so I'll just wait LOL.

Puerto Ricans.

I don't know, but anytime my ass goes to a get together, there are no fucking vegetables at all. plaintains don't count. I'm jus saying a girl loves her veggies. Lay off the vinegar and sazon, there are other flavors you can make.

Church.

I went to church. It was revival holy ghost thingy. It was good people were bugging out left and right, back and forth. I dunno I wanted to....But then again I didn't. I'm stubborn to the fullest, to the point where it sometimes harms me. I know, that's stupid, But for the people who feel where I'm coming from. They know where I'm coming from.

Anyways still got a lot of sorting out to do before my ass jumps in without knowing what the hell is up.

Last time this shit happened I was pleasing everyone but me. Damn. It's kinda weird reflecting on your prior self. First time I got the Holy ghost I was 9 or 10. Anyways I don't wanna 100% commit knowing on monday I'll be smoking and the Holy ghost will be in the background like "WTF Bitch?!, You went to church yesterday"

Really?!

I think I lost my iPod Touch.

Panties are Optional [Bittersweet]

I wear no panties sometimes, Big shit.

Some girls be like "Ewwww"...But then again my ass should be saying "ewww" cause what kind of gorillas in the mist shit you hiding? what the hell is 3 inches of cotton protecting you from? That's all I'm saying. Sometimes you gotta let it breathe. I learn this from my Mother. If you and me been together for a minute now and you didn't notice...Well that's a good thing.

I make sure I smell like a dream when I step outside.

Anyways I thought I would share cause people are def frontin' on the issue. It's not even a issue. I mean the only time I can be naked is when I come out the shower? Or when I'm making some "LOve"?

Boo.

BOO.

BOO.

That is why everyone views the naked body as some sexual thing, cause ya'll only use it for that.

What's wrong going to bed naked? Are you in someone else's bed? LOL

How about being naked for no reason. Drawing, painting, reading a book, cooking, etc.

I'm just saying the human body is a beautiful thing. It's how you view things.

I can't even do some things cause you niggas automatically think I'm been some sex fiend stuff.

I can't stretch cause I'm displaying all the glorious curves.

Bitch I'm just yawning. It's a yawn. Damn did you see a nipple?

Thick girls can't get away with shit. I stand still and I'm provoking sexual perversion through the eyes of these good christian men in a Martha Stewart Pant suit.

[Okay maybe not the pant suit, but I should be able to wear my skinny jeans like any other old gal]

Maybe I'm in a bitchy mood. Graduation for my discipleship class is coming up. I get the feeling that Joshua wants me to become this modest dressing woman. He didn't meet me that way so...

Deal with that shit. I don't say nothing bout your tattoos.

I'll dress nice tomorrow with no panties or bra.

Viva La Revolution.

No Mas Underwire. [I'm young they stand up by themselves LOL]

Sentence Enhancers

I've been going to a lot of people's blog from across the pond and I love this word.

WASTEMAN

I don't need to explain to you guys its kinda self explanatory LOL.

Ice Cream Munny

The Hair is a mess

Yeah, so I bought my supplies yesterday with the Bestie Emily. I started last nite I'm making a Ice Cream Confectionary Treat Deliciousness Goodness Munny. LOL. As you can see I already did the head working on the body now. I'm actually good. I never worked with Sculpey or 3D graphice moldings or anything. I'm a paper type of girl....But this shit is addictive. I'll keep you posted.

Crashed.

I crashed like a Dave Matthews song. My GOD I was on my third day and around 2 pm I caved...

Chugga chugga choo choo.

Try Again. well I'll start again tomorrow.

IN OTHER NEWS [you prolly don't care fug you]

I got some of my art supplies for my munny. There was an art store like literally so close to me and I've been going to the city....

Detox

I've started this detox/fast from food. This is the end of my second day. I'm cleansing myself of the toxins and blah blahs. The first day I went to SOHO, cause that's the peeerrrfffect place to start. All the halal foods,Wendy's, Burger King, etc. I had willpower. FORD tough willpower. I even watched my sister eat Wendy's. So yea, couple more days to go so hopefully I won't cave......


Muahzzz Tricks

The Lonely Stoner/Dumbass [Bitter]

If all this time you've been hustling for some recognition and fame. Appreciation for what you do in life. Why would you give that up? You're halfway up the mountain and you're ass just rolls down. Showing how a little heat your ass is quick to forfeit and move on. Other people trying to get where you got and you do this.

BITCH ASS BITCH.

I wasn't really into you, but my God take an anti-depressant and get over it. No wonder you're the lonely stoner no one wants to hang with your ass. You're that nigga always talking bout you're problems and conspiracy government theories, killing everyone's high.

[I will bounce to your album and shit, the respect just went down couple notches...]

You made it and now you wanna become an actor?!!

Waaaa?!

Your fanbase is not that damn solid. I personally like Drake's Album better.

[He doesn't sound like a 21 year old white when rapping then change into a 46 year old smoker when having a conversation.]

Kid Cudi is THE perfect name for him

[cudi is a slang for the vagina, for the foreigners]

I Blame Kanye bringing up people jus like him.

Misery Loves Company

The "It" Factor

I will bake cookies for this dude and I don't even know how to make them.

Bunny F#$K [Sweet]

O my. I made a new playlist for my iPod Touch and its awesome. I've been lazy with it...usually let genius do its works but sometimes it starts fucking with my moods and shit.

Here's my playlist I made this intentionally for the Loveytimes.

It 's not cheesy I can't take the Marvin Gaye/Barry White shit.

If you know some of the songs def download the others.

StrangeSex/PurpleSounds Playlist.

You Are Mine - MUTE MATH

If I Had My Way - Chrisette Michele

Can't Be Good - Janet Jackson

Best I Ever Had - Drake

Butterflies - Michael Jackson

This Is My Heart - Boyz II Men

Getting Late - Floetry

Got'Til It's Gone - Janet Jackson

Crush - Dave Matthews Band

Little Bit - Drake

Strange and Beautiful - Aqualung

Everybody Gotta Learn Sometime - Beck

Sooner Than Later - Drake

Colorblind - Counting Crows

Whisper of a Thrill - Thomas Newman

Trouble - Coldplay

Death By Chocolate - Sia

Across The Universe - Fiona Apple

Warning Sign - Coldplay

Hide and Seek - Imogen Heap

Destiny - Zero 7

State of Grace - Seal

Break of Dawn - Michael Jackson

Heavy Flows

Right on Time....

Just a thought

Is it me or do African women always have someone to talk to? Someone is always calling their cellphones non-stop. They always answer it, in the midst of any activity. IDK LMAO....

A Reflection

I mean by nature I love to help people out. Not like helping old ladies find a seat [God knows I don't give a fuck and on a bad day i don't give a fuck where you sit MY rump is properly seated], but helping the people I care about. Like if you got no money I'll give it to you willingly without any delay and don't even expect that shit back. Or if you can't make it somewhere I'll try to. Just always looking out for people. So I was wondering if people are doing the same for me?

I mean, we all wonder....

Are you doing this for me?

Or are you doing this for me cause in the end you benefit too?

Or your ass gotten use to my "nice" behavior that it just turned into my "behavior" and when I don't put your ass into consideration I'm acting out of place.....

jus sayin'

It's a thought that ran through my head. Maybe I'm overanalyzing once again...

Oooo I just realized something about myself [bear with me I'm only 20. I have a lot to discover]

When I'm fed up with shit I never seem to just quit like in the heat of the moment. I just continue whatever I was doing and like after I've come to my conclusion my ass jus leaves..

LEAVES

Like I have no warnings [well if your good at body language I guess you can tell]

I just stop and go on with my life. Now I don't don't know if that's a good or bad thing but its a thingy for sure.

It may seem abrupt and SO random but it really isn't my ass just didn't tell you about it

Update.

OOooo I can't wait for a new hairstyle. I mean I am sick of the black hair it's easy to do and shit but my ass is itching like a crackhead for a new 'Do.

I need some color it's March the sun is out.

I bought some black lipstick....

PAUSE

I kno I know, like wtf?! Black Lipstick...

But I wore with some glitter...It was sexy I think that's gonna be my look for a while I'll give you people pictures when I'm done with the new hair and makeup.

Henry the 13th: It just won't die......

I so missed this big part of my life that happened a few weeks ago. Remember Henry, If you don't click this. It was one of my very first posts. Anyways I haven't seen in forever even though he lives in my area. Move in different circles and shit. Well I was gonna pick up Josh from work and my ass is already late. I'm waiting for the train minding my biznesss...

Guess who waddles/sways over no other but Henry

So I flashed a quick fake smile and waved.

I thought he would move on but he didn't

He talked and talked about his moves and coming up in the world and making that money. His certificates, his jobs,etc.

I really hated the D train with all my heart at that point. I wanted to jump in the tracks and just run.

After a century the train comes I aways sit my the window in the corner and guess what he sits right next to me.

The train to Soho is a good 45 minute ride.

And I can't even give my pum pum some breathing room.

He goes on and on.....

Recalling middle school and the conversation that ended my fakery towards him.

I just rolled throught the punches.

Throughout the monologue he kept asking me to make some artistic shit for me.

It's a leather, but on the back it has hands every color and their all reaching up .....

to money or some shit like that

It says hustle hard, and something bout GOD

I almost had an aneyeurism [spell check]

That is the corniest thing ever EVER.

I will not do that for u and rep that shit.

"NO"

but C' mon for sentimental value, what we had together. [Sentimental value?! We were friends once, you became obsessive I moved on you didn't, If I was to do it for you. You'll prolly jack off to it every night knowing that I touched it once and now you're wearing it]

"NO, I'm lazy"[plus its mad corny]

I know a lot of dudes who can do it for me but I want you to do it.[Oh please let them do it and get off my back]

"Naw, I'm good"[OMG just drop it]

LOL Here's the creeper feature moment

He leans in and sniffs me.

"Is that white diamonds?"

"UMMMmmm Yeah....[glance sideways and scream with my eyes for help]"

"ahhh How'd you know?"

"I've been around [please nigga are you trying to imply that you gots it like that....awww BRuhahahahhahahaaa]"

I mean you don't sniff people....

YOU DON'T SNIFF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

part.2 coming soon

Ugh Mickey'Ds.....

I work overnight on Sundays and every single monday morning no one shows up to take over my shift at 7:00 am
I always leave at 8:40.....

Now Imagine working a whole shift when you're suppose to be sleeping and is rewarded with what......

A Rush

fatass niggas need their bagels, mcgriddles, hotcakes.

I'm about to collapse with no sleep and my body stop functioning around 6:00am.

Today will be different cause guess what?

I'm going to be that inconsiderate bitch this week and leave at 7. On the fucking dot, no exceptions. My coat will be on at 6:59

That McDonalds could be burning down and they'll look up to me to save them and I"ll look down and whisper NO.

Munny!

March came in like a fucking vengeance ROAAARRRR!!!

It snowed and the wind and the wind and the WIND and I had to work overnight that was lovely.

Moving on.

I have a new art projecy for myself. It's March and I've drawn NOTHING sad yes indeed

I will start to customize Munnys

They're these cute little do it yourself vinyl toys from Kid Robot

I always drawn on paper so it a fresh new thing to accomplish.

Do I just attract DUM-DUMS?

"She the only black girl in that group; she's pretty for a dark skin girl"

I'm having a very hard time not getting upset at everything. I mean I can always control the way I act but I can't control what I get upset at.

What can you do, rite?

It's not like I'm Chris Browning Bitches.

But that comment was the fucking icing on my shit pie cake.

You those people who looked like they were bullied when they were younger. They grow up and now they're normal, almost cool. The're still holding grunges and feel like they're so different and basically forcing out every joke, with every fiber trying to BE different instead of being themselves....Yeah

People always think I overanalyze shit too much but I'm just seeing what you're not seeing.

Go with your gut feeling [not your hormones or ur brain just your guts]

That comment was just said to get a rise out of people to start some shit to get some attention.

It just confirms that you have low self esteem and issues to fix. I will not be the one to do so. By acting like you didn't hear anything pisses them off to the very core.

Going back to the bully situation. Now kids are cruel but sometimes they see shit we don't see.

I wish we were kids again I would personally enjoy seeing that dog get knock the fuck out.

.......I'll just wait a couple of months and hear what I said on the first day.

Why These People?! [Bitter]

Why do men think that just because I flash you a smile [in your direction] doesn't mean that my other set of lips are smiling too?

Yes bish that set of lips has teeth too.

Salty? yes Sodium filled

Goodnite.