Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Barnes & Noble

I went Barnes & Noble today....
It was aight they had the "artsy fartsy" books jammed in a corner, like literally a corner so close to checkout it was ridiculous like wtf?!

...yet they had those trashy novels going on for miles

"My Man and his Best Friend", "The Last Good Kiss" type of books

The only people I'll see reading those books are middle and high school children.
Sometimes those books do not need to be open cause they are explicit as hell.

My eyes were raped the first time someone offered a chapter from the SEX chronicles by ZANE.
I felt like I had reading rainbow porn in my hands and had to quickly give back the book.

I always feel wrong with those things...never felt wrong watching love scenes no matter how graphic cause you can feel the love they're sharing....

I love Barnes &Nobles ..the only place where you could lie on the floor sit there for hours reading and not pay a dime. My kind of place...a poor people place LOL

Joshua had a big book of breasts...picture of tits page after page.

They should have a big book of testicles its only fair I think.

I mean, we show a little breast cleavage, you show a little scrotum cleavage...

Its all good:]
give your junk some breathing room...

Your balls are smooth as eggs
-Dave Chappelle

Zzzzz Night

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