Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween!!!




Cupid Valentina

Jus me fooling around in Photo Booth...enjoy


























Be safe tonite....or I'll shoot yo ass LOL

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Seasoning for your Vocabulary

My favorite curse of this moment is Twat.
I don't call my vagina that cause its sounds "sour"
I call my goodies Choochie, Pokey [for obvious reasons], etc

But Twat, it feels good calling someone that, sums up your feelings quite nicely.

I might just call you a TWATTER....
love those sentence spicers

"get the jelly twat"
-Dane COOK


Saturday, October 25, 2008

Snuggling...


I feel emotional....

I just wanna snuggle right now, Kingston will have to do.

Pitbulls need love too...They're misunderstood

I mean you can connect mentally and emotionally but until you connect physically there's no "wholeness"...well to me anyway. [yes in that order too, I know some of you quick ones jus' want the 3rd one and worry bout the other two later.] I'm kind of mixed up and I how I feel about sex before or after marriage. I believe marriage is nice but who's guaranteed marriage? Why should I feel different after marriage? I have heard people say they feel more mature and connected...but then again shouldn't they have already felt this way with their loved ones?

An "Official" moment should not determine your feelings.


I believe that's why so many marriages fail people automatically expect a difference after the marriage. Or they change alltogether.

Some women spend so much on marriages, end up debt and forget that they have to continue life and those bills that you're stacking up doesn't disappear after the honeymoon.

They don't keep up with their hair, nails and beauty regimen, because they feel they've won and they can "relax" I think it should be the other way around, in fact you should step up your game.
This goes for men too, I should see grape juice turning into wine, not milk spoiling.

That loved one with certain "issues" its not going to change after the marriage....don't kid yourself.

They should grow....together.
They should be like peanut butter and jelly

They're awesome apart.

Grape jelly on my bagel

Peanut butter cookies

.....but together they're unstoppable, a classic, never played out

I guess people expect the peanut you were dating to turn into chocolate after marriage...

No matter what you're still dating a peanut, so its either you enjoy your peanut butter or you go find a cocoa bean and work it from there. [i love my peanut, looking forward to peanut butter too]



I'm ponderin'....

I wonder if I can snuggle my iMac? hmmm
I mean its more than portable...it has no CPU unit.
It's gonna be awkward when I try to explain to my mom why I am sleeping with my computer.

Although if the Apple company was really that guy from the commercials, idk I like them geeky

I think I'm done babbling just wanted to get that off my chest. Oooo i got my first paycheck last friday its gone now but it was nice to see money in my pockets....

Goodnite

Friday, October 24, 2008

Pressure Suit


Oh GOD I cried when I saw this video....
Not like balling or anything but a little tear down my face. I ain't gonna front....

Idk something about it, Joshua and I were in FYE and I saw it and impulsively picked it up. I asked him to buy it along with The Bourne Identity...
I let him watch the video and he loved it.

I don't regret the decision

Enjoy.

Pressure Suit - Aqualung

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

YOUTUBE Goodies

Found this while surfing the internet, super funny

AHA- Take on Me [Literal Version]



I felt tingles in my head when I watched this so I know its gonna be good

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


...stay tuned after these commercial breaks

Getting Ready...




Haven't found my halloween costume as yet. I want to be cupid , a modern one with a pink gun. Nowadays can't take a chance, cause a group of white cops might shoot me 1048 times for squirting water.


My Lover is going to be Cat in the Hat...he looks so cute

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Haircut ...Anime hair has nothing on me [Sweet]





Mommy gave me a killa cut,relaxer and flat iron....
There's no gel or product I wake up with my hair on end LOL
I think it runs in the family all of us wake up with eletricuted[Don't care if I spelled that wrong] hair

Goodnites, you know everytime I say goodnite in my head, I say it like Jay-Z in the remix for Sieera Leone Diamonds or Dope Boy with Young Jeezy IDK he jus does it rite

Monday, October 20, 2008

RUN Suri RUN!!


She almost made it ....Damn SMH

Sunday, October 19, 2008

A Rant [Bitter]


..yea "L" for LOSER
Is this not a recession?


Now is not the time to be flaunting cause people are getting pretty desperate and pissed off
No one can pay their mortgage and you're wearing a chain worth a whole damn house including the mexican landscaper

WTF?!

Did you not take a business course and learn how to invest your money?
Do you believe you will still be relevant for decade to come?!
Really?
Who's lieing to you?
Who says you're '"untouchable"?

We all saw what happened to Yung Berg there was even a youtube video *CHUCKLES

Oooo Sean Kingston got his snatch through FEDEX

Now spending some money on yourself, everyone does it, its your money....

BUT C'MON

Yes we get it they painted a bad picture of you, you do good, give to foundations ..bullshit..
yes you're an excellent philanthropist.

I find it just funny that I hear more about Angelina and Brad Good deeds than yours

I hear bout Oprah's, Denzel's

For God's Sakes I hear bout Snoop Dogg's and his support of his little football team

Damn if you spent a little more time in the studio working on those rhymes and flow
Instead of coming up with crayola sketches to give to these jewelers the first time you saw your paycheck, Maybe I wouldn't be so mad...



...If only he would invest in a weight loss plan and a pin to pop that fat ass head of his..
those glasses are working hard to keep together




I think they're other ways to show you're status
*MAYBE record sales
*Concerts
*Investments
Here's a great one uplift the community you came from start buying land and buildings something....

I mean if you get a million dollars and you fall off. If you invest it you'll have a good life whether or not you're famous

goon? really? I don't even know what songs you made

In the End its always the same...

The stupidier [Don't care if that isn't a word, because flabbergasted is a word therefore i rest my case] the chain on a person the less we actually know aout these people.

**Chuckles LAWD GOD poor Yung Berg damn i don't feel sorry him and his "dark butts" comments...
I wouldn't be surprised if his shits came out "light skin"
I don't know who comes after Ne-Yo and supposed to be "gangsta"

Friday, October 17, 2008

D Train Music

My boyfriend let me listen to this on monday while we were going home.We look like straight up crackheads trying to sleep, making some type of ying yang symbol....I Love It

Anthony Davis WORDS ft. India Arie







goodnite...

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Seth Xander...My whole family is sexy...Don't be mad LOL [Sweet]


Haven't been drawing....

I like this picture of Seth.

He's a cute little man, We entered him into the GAP campaign for children. He better win...
IM NOT PLAYING....

>>>Did you see last's year winners?<<<

Parker was the only one worth my time. No offense but I've seen better looking white children... and no I wasn't bedazzled by his
green eyes, he's a cute kid if it was brown too.


Plus he's super active and loves the limelight. He always takes good directions with facial expressions and such.....



That's me in the background....LOL.



Around christmas time....We like to have improptu photo sessions



The CHINKIs...people swear we kidnap his ass.




Wayfarers...Oh yes

I hate when they do that only have one ethnic child...Like really? No indians, middle eastern, asian people rite? interesting....

Yeah I will be crossing my fingers....That cute face will be paying my tuition bills


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

A Funny Moment


It was getting late...

I had on a bright red glittery lipgloss.

A Server comes up to me.

"You just put that on?"

"No"

"Oh cause its really bright....and wet"

...It was awkward, What do you say to that? I diverted

"Yeah, Thats how I get people to come inside to drink and eat, Its hypnotizing *giggles"

"LOL I was wondering, it looks really nice"

"Thanks"

He walks away... Now I know *especially women* What he was really thinking even if he didn't want to give away himself...he did.

I had on that lipgloss all nite and he wants to comment on it once the other hostess has left.

Men are too funny....

Bussaco Adventures...

Okay I worked 4 days today....Man was I scared....But it worked out well.
At first I didn't know what to do since I missed the training sessions but luckily another hostess was there, show me the ropes and stuff. I trusted her I just didn't get her sense of style and why no one called her out.

Scott[the boss] told us to dress like we are going on a date right.

I wore a black bubble dress with a short sleeve whimsy cream top over the dress.
A long seashell necklace and my face and hair was on fire. Don't forget my knee high velvety NINE WEST Boots

She wore a blue long sleeve sweater dress thingy and jeans and her skippies.

hmmm At first I thought she was gonna change into her clothes as most of the servers did. She said she wore her sneakers until the restaurant is officially open for business.

Scott wanted everyone dressed by 5.15

ALL SHE DID WAS CHANGE HER SHOES!!!!

WTF?!

Does she not know that hostesses represent the restaurant we have the most important job THE FIRST IMPRESSION. Do you know how many times I got turned off from entering a business, restaurant, clothing store cause of skank ass/frumpy frowsy people. Ugh I wanted to smack the bitch.

Welp the other three days were good I learned a lot, made sure I was on point. Scott even said I looked like a picture. The kitchen crew all enjoyed my presence and I even got a tip. It was wonderful hope to learn some more.

Pictures and updates will be coming soon.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Run-On Sentence

I forgot what I was gonna write...

Prolly something revolutionary and intelligent or about why my dog always following me into the bathroom and I can't take a shower witout someone always wanting to pee they never wanted to pee when the bathrooom was empty but piss jus happens to appear in their bladder and they must annoy the shit out of me while I'm trying to relax and take a shower and shampoo my hair but its okay cause I love my family but damn can I be alone for a couple of minutes and you complaining how you can't hold it but if we were watching another episode of American Dad the pee would jus magically dissapear rite and I have to go to work tomorrow but I'm hyperventilating cause I don't wanna mess up this oppurtunity I finally got a job and I don't know how to be a hostess cause I'm forever over analyzing and being overly sensitive about the whole thing and now I can finally apply for a school but I don't know if I'm good enough or I have the balls to succeed in this world so I'm trying to wash away the troubles and worries  along with filth of my body and hair all I want is some time to hear nothing in my head but water but its okay you need to pee really badly.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

A Conversation: Was the perpetual state of happiness in the Garden of Eden so boring that Adam and Eve were justified in eating the apple???

[disclaimer: names have been changed...not really, except mine to protect identities. No animals were hurt in this post]

umm read it...interesting stuff going on

09:29:08
...that how I write the date...cuz I'm cool 8]
Afternoon

synonyx4000
pipey likes boogers



synonyx4000 lol

okemoskier72388 haha, thats real classy Sho lol

synonyx4000 of course...I am the poster for class

okemoskier72388 haha

okemoskier72388: so I have something for you to think about

okemoskier72388
Was the perpetual state of happiness in the Garden of Eden so boring that Adam and Eve were justified in eating the apple???

[btw the bible jus says fruit...i guess we assume apple cause everyone likes them...if you don't you're the devil *splashes holy water]

okemoskier72388 Think about it...

okemoskier72388
lol

synonyx4000 LOL

synonyx4000 you know I thought about that before

synonyx4000 I mean happiness is awesome

synonyx4000 but sometimes you need sadness anger etc

synonyx4000
makes it interesting

okemoskier72388 well plus...how can you experience happiness w/o experiencing sadness?

synonyx4000: for reall

okemoskier72388 Auto-reply: Was the perpetual state of happiness in the Garden of Eden so boring that Adam and Eve were justified in eating the apple?

[During our conversation this dummy was "away" so his away message was popping up throughout the whole dialogue]


okemoskier72388 its a pretty crazy question

synonyx4000: you learned it in school?

synonyx4000: LOL

okemoskier72388 actually Drew is reading a book by the author of Fight Club and its in there

synonyx4000 choke?

okemoskier72388 Survior

synonyx4000 hmm I'll take a read...

synonyx4000 But those type of questions lead you to insanity


okemoskier72388 haha yea

okemoskier72388
apparently its a really good book though

okemoskier72388
right now I'm debating the existence of God lol

synonyx4000 which side you on?

synonyx4000
naw but for real those questions do lead to insanity.

synonyx4000
i remember when I was younger trying to figure out who made god

okemoskier72388 thats what we are dealing w/ right now lol

okemoskier72388 so far, God is ahead lol

synonyx4000 I stopped. I started to panic and have little anxiety attacks LOL

okemoskier72388 which is good for me, b/c I'm putting alot of faith in him

synonyx4000 LMAO stupid

synonyx4000 yeah GOD exists

synonyx4000 I seen too many coincidences for me not to believe LOL

okemoskier72388
Ahhh, yes....but are they really coincidences then?


okemoskier72388 or rather planned...


synonyx4000 that's what the atheists believe that they are coincidences...they feel like idk

synonyx4000 I don't think theyre planned to a tee...cause then life wouldn't be all that exciting.

synonyx4000 But maybe like a chess game

okemoskier72388 yea, thats a good analogy

synonyx4000 God knows all the outcomes whichever you chooose

okemoskier72388 yea, I believe that you make the move, and God may not know which move you make, but every move has a reaction that puts you on a certain, but not limited, path

synonyx4000 yes yes....

synonyx4000 I like that imma use it...I just don't get atheists I mean you gotta believe in something...trees reincarnation something

okemoskier72388 yea...else have fun rotting in the ground...I don't see what they believe the purpose of life to be...

synonyx4000 Everything is cause and effect right. Life is a cause and Whatever you believe in is the Effect. Soo...I'm wondering if they don't believe in anything then why bother?

synonyx4000 Why play by the rules?

synonyx4000 If you believe it isn't going to affect you

synonyx4000
I would do whatever I want in life...whatever desire, feeling,

synonyx4000 oh god i'm writing a sermon.....


okemoskier72388 haha

okemoskier72388 no, no

okemoskier72388 it makes perfect sense

okemoskier72388 I mean...one would argue that they want to live their lives by the rules in order to avoid concequence by law

okemoskier72388 seeing as they only have....70 short years to live it

synonyx4000 yep yep good point. But then again you should live life to the fullest...that goes for everyone

synonyx4000 you would think Atheists would be doing the most awesome shit life has to offer them

okemoskier72388 within the confines of morals, ethics and laws...I agree

synonyx4000Why settle for suburbia?


synonyx4000 Oh I need to find an atheist so I can understand the concept

okemoskier72388 haha

synonyx4000 welp I put on my checklist of things to do

okemoskier72388 lol

okemoskier72388 let me know what you find out

okemoskier72388 lol


synonyx4000 I will Well not where I live....poor people have nothing but they're faith to count on

synonyx4000people give up on GOD cause of certain events

synonyx4000 life damaging

synonyx4000 but then people often forget about satan

synonyx4000 I mean as you said life wouldn't be interesting if you didn't have some angry and sadness

synonyx4000 What's the poin of God coming to the rescue if you were doing fine?


synonyx4000 LOL


synonyx4000 point*


okemoskier72388 well I don't think its about God "coming to the rescue"...I think its more about accepting him and his power instead of rejecting him

okemoskier72388 ...acceptance...
okemoskier72388its a pretty universal theme, ya know

okemoskier72388 ...maybe thats why...

synonyx4000 I just thought of Superman

synonyx4000 ....connecting some dots

okemoskier72388 lol

synonyx4000 I mean its the same situation broken down

synonyx4000 hmmm makes you wonder? All he wants is our faith and acceptance

okemoskier72388 exactly

okemoskier72388 I think God is alot simpler than we make him out to be

okemoskier72388 alright, I gotta get going on some stuff before class

okemoskier72388 it was good talking to ya, very deep shit haha


okemoskier72388 I'll ttyl


synonyx4000 bye suga booger

okemoskier72388 haha, thanks for the pet name

synonyx4000 no problem

okemoskier72388 Auto-reply: Was the perpetual state of happiness in the Garden of Eden so boring that Adam and Eve were justified in eating the apple?

[...bout ten minutes later]

okemoskier72388 I decided not to do work haha


synonyx4000 welp Its nice to see good work ethic these days

okemoskier72388 haha, hell yea

synonyx4000 You wanna explain the the 700 billion budget to me cause I'm kinda confused as to wat's going on....

okemoskier72388 haha, no thanks lol

synonyx4000 why not? what shall we talk bout?

okemoskier72388 haha idk

okemoskier72388 lol


okemoskier72388 hows life? lol


okemoskier72388 hows the bf?

synonyx4000 life is good I got a job at bassaco some new restaurant scott carney owns it. He's some bigshot but I wouldn't know cause I cook my own food

synonyx4000 Bf and I are close

synonyx4000 supa close

synonyx4000 like I KNOW his personality and ways to a tee

synonyx4000 and he knows ming

synonyx4000 mine*

synonyx4000 sometimes he scares me when he's really accurate

okemoskier72388 haha

synonyx4000 and you?

okemoskier72388 going really well

okemoskier72388we're getting pretty serious

okemoskier72388 ...its nice to be having sex again haha

synonyx4000 ewww

okemoskier72388 what? lol

synonyx4000 I don't wanna imagine you having sex pipey

synonyx4000 You make sure she's happy?? hint hint*


okemoskier72388 haha, yes, I have no problem with that lol

synonyx4000 okay you got it. growls so she likes a nature man.

okemoskier72388 haha, what?

okemoskier72388 lol

synonyx4000 well you kind of furry....

okemoskier72388 haha, yes, I am lol

synonyx4000 the call moustaches, pussy ticklers

synonyx4000 I find that hilarious

okemoskier72388 I actually shave now...

okemoskier72388 lol

synonyx4000 downstairs too?

okemoskier72388 no

okemoskier72388 thats weird for guys to do

synonyx4000 to each his own...

synonyx4000 you should do it once

okemoskier72388 I keep it short...

synonyx4000 give her a FULL view

okemoskier72388 I have...I prefer not to look like a 12 year old

synonyx4000 LOL

okemoskier72388 but hey Sho...if thats your thing

synonyx4000 oh shutup

okemoskier72388 lol

synonyx4000 well I should start making shapes with mine.

synonyx4000 a nice "J" for his name

synonyx4000 LMAO

okemoskier72388haha...thats just weird lol

synonyx4000 weird is good sometimes...

synonyx4000 I know you a freak.

okemoskier72388 haha

synonyx4000 brb

okemoskier72388 okay

okemoskier72388 I actually have to get ready for class now haha

okemoskier72388 I'll catch ya later

synonyx4000 peace

Friday, October 3, 2008

A Funny Moment

Kingston an I are taking a walk [got my pooper bag, jus cause I live in the Bronx doesn't mean I need to act nasty]

Kingston usually walks on the latter end of the sidewalk towards the street. That's her favorite spot.
So I'm, walking minding my business and this woman is crossing the street at a diagonal[math is fundamental] to get to my sidewalk.

Everytime there's an open space where's there's no cars Kingston goes in that section.

The woman tries to avoid that open space and try the next one, to get on the block.
She's afraid of Kingston so she doesn't enter wherever the dog's at.

She walks ups to the next opening...

Kingston walks up to the next one.

I'm not doing anything cause obviously this woman is stupid as cat shit.

She finally walks up and enters the block and cuts a mean stare at me.

I look at her stupidly...

Like really I know how it feels like to be those ghosts in Pac-Man.

Kingston isn't scary...she's a pitbull but she's not brolic or diesel. She's not that big.
In fact she kinds of prances instead of walking...

Like anyone with a smidget of common sense would of just stopped and i would of kept walking and they could of entered the block then....but NOOOooo not this woman she's special

Why did she expect me to stop?

I have a dog looking for his shit spot...yes sure ma'am I'll stop and let Kingston take a shit on my flats cause you're that special

These are the same types of people that want you to move over when you have a big ass stroller and a baby inside but yet you have to move cause we're walking on the same lane.

I remember knocking over some guy [he had flipflops] cause he wouldn't move out the way and I had my baby brother and the that big ass stroller....boy that was funny knock his ass over and didn't look back...he said "sorry" as I strolled away...

Anygays I should of "accidently" let go of Kingston and let her chase that trick down the block.

No common sense selfish special trick

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Eagle Eye...Shia can get it


Conceited moment, enjoy Tricks




Best friend Emily, IDK she likes hoodies




Tired as hell on the train.....





My little pot belly from sneaking in Wendy's
.....yes I do that from time to time. Do you know popcorn and a soda is 11 dollars!!

Now I know I could of gone to the chinese take-out and gotten food for 6 ppl





Sasha, Emily and Whore-Hey..
Damn...don't we look like immigrants?! LOL


We went to see EAGLE EYE wit the sexiness that is Shia LeBeouf

I can't put my finga on it but I think he naturally attracts black girls....
Plus he runs nice....You ever seen an actor that can't run in an action movie?
it jus totally kills it LOL

It was good...the concept could of been pushed a lot more but for your 12 dollar movie ticket it was worth the price.
I would give it 3 1/2 stars out of 5

NOW someone needs to stab the person that made Righteous Kill

*Those dudes are too old
*Robert DeNiro has a sex scene...several
* Bad Cop/Good Cop is played out
*The writer was trying to make a twist ending but failed miserably, It was like watching those old Scooby Doo shows and knowing it was either person A or person B cause there aren't a lot of suspets to choose from...
* I hate when its an all guy cast and they throw in a woman for some sex scenes LIKE WTF?!!
She has no personality she's there for two lines and fucks the main character and moves on...


I give this movie a rectangle out of 5 stars

I will be writing bout my dilemma at Plattsburgh....
Kisses

Music Videos or "Musical Short Films" ...watevs [Sweet]

I SET MY FRIENDS ON FIRE remade Crank Dat by Soulja Boy

Too Funny and I prefer this version over the original!!


Here's Janelle Monae's New video from her album Metropolis.
First saw her in the Morris Brown video and I was like "who's that girl?"
Glad to see someone doing something different

Many Moons



Other stuff....
Jack White and Alicia Keys did the James Bond Theme this time around the first duet in Bond history. I saw the trailer it looks hot....idk know how I feel bout the song....
umm I couldn't find a good video so search for it yourselves you lazy Mo***f*c &%$####
...yea I said it.



...I jus like this picture of Beyonce