Boys. Part Deux[Bittersweet]

I was thinking of another topic to write bout my ongoing series bout boys. Not men but boys. I couldn't really think of anything. Then today it hit me. I'm going to write about a thing that plagues boys. Both genders are responsible but it seems that boys don't seem to find the fucking antidote as quickly pardon my chester french. Selfishness.

SELFISHNESS

Oh this has plagued us since the beginning of time. I fucking hate it. I'm a selfish person in general but not to the point where it hurts others and rewards me.

Example.

A guy starts dating a girl. He likes her she's okay everything is cool. She doesn't excite him though. He meets another girl she's wild and crazy and has that thing he is looking for. She's kinda unreliable though and a little unpredictable.

So now you would think the decision is coming. He'll make a choice right?

WRONG

He wants the best of both worlds.

This ain't Hannah Montana and even that bish had to make a decision.

Now his selfishness is going to hurt both parties. He wants both so his selfishness is inabling to make a decision. He doesn't make a decision and sooner or later a decision is made for him.

Most of the times leaving him empty handed.

Example 2.

Man and woman been together for years they have a child or two.The relationship is going south and he starts to pursue other women. They break up. She is left with the children cause he wants a free life to get the woman of his dreams. He feels like the children are fine with their mother. His selfishness has hurt the children and not the woman in this situation. Instead of balancing the two.

This affects boys more than girls but we are all able to catch this nasty attitude.

Now next time you feel like you got it good and it may hurt others in the situation just don't.

Man the Fuck Up and instead of embracing Selfishness embrace Responsibility.

That type of behavior is for kids.

Looks Familiar [Sweet]

I realized this while looking through my blog LOLs all round. Deliciouso

M.I.A.

Mad drama in my life right bout now. I feel beyond low. My heart broke for the first time.

Tucan Sam Hair [Sweet]

Hey this is my hair blown out with the fire haircut. Ooo Plus I did a rainbow eye. I kinda was envisioning Tucan Sam. I ate Froot Loops yesterday while I was high and had a vision. LOL

Scrumpcious!!! [Sweet]

I love that fucking V cut thingy........Lawd God jus wanna lick it up and down. He's funny, smart and sexy!
Remember kids he didn't always look like this

*Waves and Bluriness [cause that's how flashbacks look] and fades to black, New Picture emerges....

Now I'm just saying. You might wanna take another look at the Nerds and Geekazoids in the back.

Words I Use

I was going through my new favorite blog. Irunthroughbabymommas.blogspot.com.
I don't know these blunt, sexualized, kinda self absorbed dudes make the best of friends to me. I like girls and shit but I jus vibe with boys. I'm not making a phuck-a-friend hotline when Josh is phucking up. LOL I'm too faithful sometimes I wonder what fucking planet I came from. I watched too many lovey dovey movies.

I find them mad interesting, learning from these niggas and how to improve myself to make a better woman for my man. I mean if I hang out wit bitches what am I gonna learn? To be a better bitch? I think that comes naturally...

Plus bitches always plotting and shit. Even if they don't mean to. Sometimes they give shitty ass advice cause they bitches LOL. Anygay I took this from his blog. I concur 100%
ENJOY!!



Words Women Use


1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response, refer to # 3.
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women, you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know its true.

Mother.[Sweet]

4 children, Full Time Job, Living in The Bronx. Looking this good.....Priceless.

Shout Out to Mommy. We only get better with time. [For all you who think I'll fall off...Like so many in this tragic phucking place called BX]

Curly Sue

My hair never relaxes straight. When I co- wash my hair. I jus slap some conditioner on and Voila! The Curls are back a little less curly, but still they rise. So I always get the best of both worlds. Ill have pics of it straighten my mom gave me a killer cut.

PSA: My Name Is Not Ghetto!!!! [Bitter]

Okay Let me make this fucking PSA Announcement for all you ignorant muthaphuckas. Just because I live in The Bronx and I'm Black and I wear weave does not mean my name is ghetto. Once they hear a name beginning with "S" and its long its automatically ghetto.

Phuck You.

My mother believes a name plays a big part in a child personality. Words have meaning people. If you name your child some bullshit ass name guess what. They'll be a bullshit ass person.

Haven't people noticed that certain people with certain names kinda act the same. All the Joshuas I know are very sarcastic [In a good way] When they get angry THEY GET ANGRY!

Ashleys are always down for everything.

Christophers for some reason have this perverse humor.

I mean come on your going to name your child something and you think thaat isn't going to impact them? In any way.

Shoshannah [Hebrew]

Most commentaries define the shoshana as the lily. However some associate it with the rose (vered). Still others say that shoshana is a general name for flowers. In the Midrash, we find that the word shoshana comes from the word "shesh" meaning six, as a shoshana is said to have six petals. Some say the six petals are the outer ones, but that in reality a shoshana has 13 petals. It is said to be red or white and have a pleasant fragrance.

It is a white flower of sweet but narcotic perfume, and it receives its name because the flower has, in every case, six [shesh] petals, within which are six long filaments.

The lily, shoshanah, is used generically, as it embraced other related flowers. Lilies had grown on hills and in the field. The choicest of lilies were those that grew in the valleys, in the proximity of water. Perah - flower in the Bible - is often rendered shoshanah - lily in the Targum.

It was a biblical flower and over time Shoshannah meant flower in general. Later becoming the queen of flowers, which we can obviously give that crown to the rose.

Bitch I'm the Queen of Flowers LOL plus I have a sweet narcotic smell. Who doesn't love that shit? I mean I'm mad mean [thorns] but if you stick through and wanna get to my flower[lol] cause of my sweet ass, I'm soft and innocent.

Once Again, This has been a Public Service Announcement.

High Times: Kmart

Joshua and I smoked in the lovely Co-Op City also referred to as God's Waiting Room since its mostly a older closed off community within THe Bronx. So we smoked on the staircase we were suppose to meet up with Fran but we decided to smoke one of the joints and meet her and let her smoke the second one with us. So we smoked it all, my lips kept wetting the paper cause brown blueberry juice on my lips....growlss.

So we're high and Josh decides we should go to Barnes and Noble to chill and read books. We're walking and we're really high, it was just regs but I don't know it was really good weed for what it is. It was a windy ass day. Not imma show your tracks hold your hair down kinda day but a Feel goods every now and then type of breeze/hug day. So we're walking and the wind hits us it was the best wind in my life. We stopped to enjoy that shit. Like it was a lost lover that knew how to please me LOL.

Josh: Yo, It feels like a orgasm, You feel it exploding

Shoshannah: Naw It feels like pillows, softly hitting you *whispers* like pow pow pow.

We realize.

Josh: Yo we're mad high right now.

We can't go inside right now. So we're giggling and shit and Josh told me to put on my sunglasses cause I'm a little more obvious than him. [alot more]

We're laughing and then we start to walk again.

Then I could of swore the linenN' things across the street from it was supposed to move or some shit. like I was in a car.

Me: WTF?! Like we've been walking to this Barnes and Noble forever I felt like I've turn the same corner to this stupid building. Like it has 18 corners.

Josh starts laughing at me OD.

We finally get there and the store is closing. So we go to Kmart. We're walking and and the lights look like they go on forever. We eyeshop. I forgot where I was a couple of times. Josh was leading the way.

He takes a phone call. We're still walking....

*pause*

Joshua: Where the fuck are we? Like where's the exit? Yo I knew where we were going until I took the phone call then I totally forgot.

Me: Omg?! We're lost. Wtf? I don't see the cashiers......

I'm clutching on to him. People were looking at us like we're fucktards. We walk around and we finally saw the cashiers and proceeded to exit. Then we walked back to his building as the pillow orgasms hit us. LMAO.

We had Mcdonalds. Meet up with Franchesca and smoked again. We all looked chinki eyed. It was ridiculous. I proceeded to give hand massages and they loved that shit. You can feel everything LOL

Good Ass Day.

Bubble Battle NYC: The Pics

True Blood: Bitch I'm Back

I can't believe its back since August I've been twindling my thumbs lol. Whoever made this poster is a complete jackass they make the show look so corny when its the exacy opposite. I mean come on.

The "It" Factor

JOHN krasinski. I wanna bite his nose, I feel like its made of cream puffs. [too much?]

Bubble Battle NYC

Father Duffy Square. 47th and Broadway. Plus the Afterparty at Club Exit

Friday. Be there.

I Drink. Therefore I Pour.

I think he was talking bout me. then again I don't date ugly ppl lmao

I think I'm going to be a bartender. IDK I need money and even if I get a job its not enough.

Emily wanted me to join in April but I was hesistant cause honestly I don't have 800 dollars lying around.....

My mom and I were doing some life planning and I brought it up and she says it might be a good idea. So I've made an appointment with one of the schools. We'll see. Plus I'm a woman and everyone wants a woman bartender so the guest can have something beautiful to look at LOL.

I mean with these ta-tas who need to know what drinks to make. I think I'll do good IF it happens I mean I stay up half the nite anyway why not make some money. Plus I like dressing up.

I just hope I don't get some stalker like the dude from Playa's Club I would def be in some shit.

I need a big black man, not to be my friend but just to intimidate people. Nothing is scarier. According to some people, phuck even me.

I made an appt. today to see if I want to pursue it, but I missed it cause I got my hair done.....

[My priorities are so on point right now]

The Cleveland Show

Can't Wait!!!!

Adele.

Josh showed me this video and I loved it. I like simple nice shit like this. Simple lyrics. Simple but innovative video. I missed the Adele train but I def caught the next one....

I missed the Amy Winehouse train too but I don't regret that one too much. tee hee

Click Ithe link cause I can't seem to find a video to embed[lazy]

Hometown Glory.

The Hangover: A Review

On sunday I watched the hangover. I was really blatant about not watching stupid movies that aren't funny and a waste of my time because.

*The tickets are 12+ dollars

*I get pissed

*I wasted 2hours of my life

My sister convinced me to watch it because it has Zach blahblahblahwatevs in it. I love this comedian he's so awkward and funny. I don't know why he has such a long last name that I can never remember. I know it must be somewhat good cause I only see him in good shit.

I was surprised at how good it was. I was laughing OUT LOUD. Usually I'll smirk and say oh that's cute but it was really funny. It wasn't too extreme and unimaginable like those stupid movies that end with MOVIE. It was all types of funny.

Physical Comedy

Crude Dark Humor

Slapstick

Inappropriate Behavior and Humor

Sarcasm

Airheads

plus it has a story line that it follows. It's in Vegas perfect place to push the envelope LOL

After the movie was done I felt so WRONG bout this. I admitted defeat to Joshua and he bathed in the triumph.

So anyone looking to laugh and actually enjoy a comedy. This is the New Shit.

[watching it high will be even better]

8.5/10

I Found You.

Yes bitches I was on a mission and I found them on eBay. I had put in so many different stupid keywords. Sort through thousands of results. But I found it and for cheap with free shipping.

original post

[swiss beatz voice]

AM I THE BEST? YES

Ooo The 90s: Republica

I love this song. It's so 90s. I never really investigated if I liked any of their other songs. It's just one of those things I guess. You just like the song and move on. Plus I like the video. There negative imaging and zooming in and out. DON'T WATCH THIS HIGH lol. I swear I was sober and I was like wtf?! Are my eyes playing tricks on me?

Aww.

Kermit Boogerface got a promotion. I'm so proud of my boyfriend. He's officially a manager at Michael K in soho. Yay!!! Now he can really enjoy his summer lol [paper stacks]

I guess they finally realized that he runs that store.

So go shop there. Let him get some comission.

[I'm not playing bout the comission part, when you go to register say Josh helped you. We need money]

Alrite no more shameless plugs LOL

A Goal.

I'm going to do at least 45 posts this month, insane in the membrane indeed

Watch me work bitches.

The Return of The Girl Group [Sweet]

I actually like this song and the group *gasp*

[They tried shoving eletric red down my throat, they can't sing and barely dance]

Although the makeup artist needs a smack...All they're noses are so off....like learn some contouring. They look better in a regular setting which is just a no-no

They're on Jive...So high five, they got good management

[PHUCK BADBOY]

Sentence Enhancers

Well this is a whole statement so it will enhance your paragraph or stanza..... watevs

"eat a bag of baby dicks"

Jus visualizing and wrapping your mind around will have everyone befuddled

I Feel...

Like Bubblegum. My ass is just stuck and I'm not amused anymore. The flavor has fucking ran out and I need to get going. Dilemmas. I got the last piece to my bf's phucked up puzzle that he calls his life. [The puzzle was all black lol and 1000 pieces, yes its phucked up]

This phrase has never been more true

Its not what you know its who you know.

Where are You?

Testarossa Safety Shades

They're sold out in both colors at shopnastygirl.com... I CAN'T FIND YOU!!! I'm Desperate

OMG.

I hate this fucking week.....

I had a job interview on sunday. They denied me on wednesday...Ooo Here's the kicker

They denied me through the mail.

So they already made up their minds like monday morning/afternoon.

I hate this bullshit.

It's a regular job I have no real authority. Just a regular pegular job. I have to take a life test and all types of bullshit. The thing that pisses me off is that you go to certain places and the workers there are lazy kiss ass motherfuckers. Then when you apply you can't get a job!?

I'm really about to sell drugs or something.

This is too much pressure and requirements for a job mentally retarded people can do with ease. Am I wrong? Bullshit people hire more bullshit people.

If I ask for a job in person they tell you to apply online....

BLANK STARE

WTF?!?!?!

The job industry is all types of fucked up.

*They want experience [I'm 20 what experience do you want]

* They'll take non experienced workers for FREE [Interns] and we think its a good idea, but whats wrong with paying us? Not like the professionals but some pay would be nice. That's just another way of free work.

PHUCK YOU. Imma play filthy now and just find some friends that work or parents the have high positions and get a job.

I can't stand fake phony ass people.

I think sometimes people are intimidated my me. Like they're scared....which is true. People don't approach me I approach them ALL THE TIME. Maybe I give off this Bitch vibe.

Idk.

Everytime I go ito a Barnes and Noble imma be extra salty. Fling books wherever I feel and steal them too.

I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK

Bittersweet Symphony

I don't know I feel really frustrated right about now I have this blogger so I'm going to use it. I mean I don't need emotions and feelings eating away at my ass til I have crazy hair and think my best friends are my cats.

I'm really stuck in place for the past year I grown up a lot but I'm not making the type of moves I need to make. I have a mission, shit a destiny and I must fulfill that shit. I don't know what I will do If I don't.....

My ass is too blindly determined to think bout failing...

I have the talent and the mind.

"A moment ends, I've got my rhymes [Mind]
Whatever comes, I write [draw] it down
So knock me out and shoot me down
With mics [pencil] in hand, we'll stand against the test of time"

GIFTED by NASA

Some people might think my ass is crazy or don't understand what the fuck I'm aiming for. They'll catch up. LOL The people that are suppose to support you are the ones knocking your ass down. Perfect Strangers know wats up. Why can't you?

I feel like I'm suppose to be waiting and learning, getting ready for round deux. Not necessarily honing my drawing ninja skills but my mindset.

I did this ^ draft a couple of weeks ago and it means more to me now than ever. I've opened my eye to the possibilities, like the REAL possibilities that I can achieve anything if I put my mind to it. I feel like I'm at a real crossroads. I will contine to try to do 45 posts in a month. I told people not to FUCK with me and I prove to them why its so.....

Oh Boy you will remember my name.

June Bitches.

Are You Ready?